I can’t think of one right now, but I was impressed when Isbell managed to make something rhyme with the word benzodiazepine in “Different Days”

Good choice yes. Have you watched “A Discovery of Witches”? Good binging option.

Dan Dan noodles for dinner, hell yeah

I regret nothing

I feel like defeating the Blackhawks isn’t going to be a challenge

This playlist is impressive, honestly

Please pour some rum for Jobu, or make sacrifices to whichever deity you choose to help me manifest getting an interview for a new job I really want.

Oldie but a goodie

Fake tweet by masoud pezeshkian, president of Iran: issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding Pope Leo XIV. you do “gotta hand it to them”

I love having to be outside at work when it feels like SWAMP ASS

Magyar calls on the figurehead head of state Tamás Sulyok, as well as all high justice officials and other high officials appointed by Fidesz to resign immediately or they will be removed by the new government.

He also announces a constitutional reform and that Hungary is joining EPPO.

AYYYYYY were my medical/biblical joke people at???

Absolutely getting back on my bullshit this evening with my homegirl

Stolen from Fork on FB. I regret nothing when it comes to #TeamButts content.

So if the wet orange man starts nuclear war, does this mean I can just not do my taxes?

If anyone is up for a Wolves/Ice Hogs game in Rosemont on 4/12 or a ticket to the Blackhawks vs the Hurricanes THIS Thursday at the UC, holler at me. A coworker from ATX is going on a trip there and her travel bud had to back out for a family emergency. She is super cool.

RIP to your brakes, man

For me, yes. Because of Daddy Crosby. But I would posit that there have been far sexier hits leveled against both Chucklefucks. But they weren’t by this guy.

Boss, I really can’t explain why I can’t get anything done at work today.

I have a lot on my mind

Tiger Woods and John Daly staring at each other on a gold course. Woods looks far more professional and Daly has on a colorful outfit and is smoking a cigarette. Text overlay on Woods says: Cubs 4-5 and text overlay on Daly says: White Sox 4-5.

Good morning.

I’m watching the Hulu doc about Billy Idol and my GOD I wish Marc Bolan had stuck around longer.

Also, I’m going to go ahead and say what we’re all thinking: what is the point of the whole state of Missouri?

I’ve never been to WF, but I have been to Abilene, so he’s probably right.

Dallas sucks so hard.

The first one off the top of my head? Oklahoma City. Oh no, wait….Springfield, IL. Holy fck that place is just the saddest, most hideous place. Ive been to Port Au Prince. Twice.

Both Chainsmokers? Or ‘A’ Chainsmoker?

Seems as if Buffalo is Weekend at Bernie’s-ing this game. Jesus.

Also, there is a non-zero chance Hellebuyck has a dungeon in his basement. And not the fun kind. Like the kind he hand dug in the dirt under the foundation.

How many times do we think Rod Brind’Amour has had his nose broken. Over/under 3?