This is fake. Not a real post.

Because of course he did

that bird looks heavy

UPDATE: @alejacorazonhm.bsky.social went and stood outside a Mass today to talk to Catholics about Trump’s posts.

Many — including Trump voters — didn’t sound super stoked about Trump in general, posts notwithstanding.

Trying to deflect criticism for his blatant violations of the 1st and 2nd Commandments, Donald Trump violates the 9th

The Trump post on Truth social appearing to depict Trump as Jesus has now been deleted.

100%. This one is just way harder for them to weasel out of, with half-baked excuses.

Don't muddy the waters with AI images of the president's original post (also AI). The original is bad enough and won't justify MAGA blowing it off as a fake.

What in the Nicolae Carpathia is going on here??

Trump's truth social AI image of himself as Jesus, healing a sick man while people around him pray. American flag in the background with eagles and fighter jets.

Just casual blasphemy

Setting my "days without Trump doing some Nicolae Carpathia from Left Behind shit" counter to zero.

Average GOP Congressman: We err...uhhh...don't uh need uh...oversight of the DoD because uh...we trust the President to decide what's best

Donald Trump: I AM JESUS CHRIST RETURNED TO EARTH THE POPE ISN'T MAGA AND HE'S WEAK ON NUCLEAR WEAPONS I AM GOING TO BUILD A HOTEL ON THE MOON

That's rough... But thank you for the work you do!

y'all I was like moments away from going to bed

And Trump posted an image of himself as some sort of American Jesus healing people.

Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime, and terrible for Foreign Policy. He talks about “fear” of the Trump Administration, but doesn’t mention the FEAR that the Catholic Church, and all other Christian Organizations, had during COVID when they were arresting priests, ministers, and everybody else, for holding Church Services, even when going outside, and being ten and even twenty feet apart. I like his brother Louis much better than I like him, because Louis is all MAGA. He gets it, and Leo doesn’t! I don’t want a Pope who thinks it’s OK for Iran to have a Nuclear Weapon. I don’t want a Pope who thinks it’s terrible that America attacked Venezuela, a Country that was sending massive amounts of Drugs into the United States and, even worse, emptying their prisons, including murderers, drug dealers, and killers, into our Country. And I don’t want a Pope who criticizes the President of the United States because I’m doing exactly what I was elected, IN A LANDSLIDE, to do, setting Record Low Numbers in Crime, and creating the Greatest Stock Market in History. Leo should be thankful because, as everyone knows, he was a shocking surprise. He wasn’t on any list to be Pope, and was only put there by the Church because he was an American, and they thought that would be the best way to deal with President Donald J. Trump. If I wasn’t in the White House, Leo wouldn’t be in the Vatican. Unfortunately, Leo’s Weak on Crime, Weak on Nuclear Weapons, does not sit well with me, nor does the fact that he meets with Obama Sympathizers like David Axelrod, a LOSER from the Left, who is one of those who wanted churchgoers and clerics to be arrested. Leo should get his act together as Pope, use Common Sense, stop catering to the Radical Left, and focus on being a Great Pope, not a Politician. It’s hurting him very badly and, more importantly, it’s hurting the Catholic Church! President DONALD J. TRUMP

In which President Trump, among other things, claims Pope Leo is only the pontiff because the papal electors — who are from all over the globe — "thought that would be the best way to deal with President Donald J. Trump."

Trump also posted the picture on the right a short time later.

Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime, and terrible for Foreign Policy. He talks about “fear” of the Trump Administration, but doesn’t mention the FEAR that the Catholic Church, and all other Christian Organizations, had during COVID when they were arresting priests, ministers, and everybody else, for holding Church Services, even when going outside, and being ten and even twenty feet apart. I like his brother Louis much better than I like him, because Louis is all MAGA. He gets it, and Leo doesn’t! I don’t want a Pope who thinks it’s OK for Iran to have a Nuclear Weapon. I don’t want a Pope who thinks it’s terrible that America attacked Venezuela, a Country that was sending massive amounts of Drugs into the United States and, even worse, emptying their prisons, including murderers, drug dealers, and killers, into our Country. And I don’t want a Pope who criticizes the President of the United States because I’m doing exactly what I was elected, IN A LANDSLIDE, to do, setting Record Low Numbers in Crime, and creating the Greatest Stock Market in History. Leo should be thankful because, as everyone knows, he was a shocking surprise. He wasn’t on any list to be Pope, and was only put there by the Church because he was an American, and they thought that would be the best way to deal with President Donald J. Trump. If I wasn’t in the White House, Leo wouldn’t be in the Vatican. Unfortunately, Leo’s Weak on Crime, Weak on Nuclear Weapons, does not sit well with me, nor does the fact that he meets with Obama Sympathizers like David Axelrod, a LOSER from the Left, who is one of those who wanted churchgoers and clerics to be arrested. Leo should get his act together as Pope, use Common Sense, stop catering to the Radical Left, and focus on being a Great Pope, not a Politician. It’s hurting him very badly and, more importantly, it’s hurting the Catholic Church! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Trump isn’t beating the antichrist allegations with these attacks on the pope

Damn. Imagine how JD Vance would be feeling right now if he were Catholic.

I’m pretty sure that Jesus was weak on crime and weak on nuclear weapons, too.

Oh, and regarding the stock market, he said “sell all you have and give the money to the poor.”

✅ @alexhorne.bsky.social has been verified by @bsky.app.

jd vance at the donut shop saying “just whatever makes sense”

jd vance negotiating with Iran

Wikipedia screenshot: Formal negotiations began with the adoption of the Joint Plan of Action, an interim agreement signed between Iran and the P5+1 countries in November 3013. Iran and the P5+1 countries engaged in negotiations for the following 20 months and, in April 2015, agreed on a framework, which later led to JCPOA, along with a Roadmap Agreement between Iran and the International Atomic Energy Agency

The Iran Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action that Trump ripped up (and whose terms he would love right now!) took at least 20 months of negotiation. Months. Not hours.

Image from The Simpsons of Lenny saying “It’s bringing love! Don’t let it get away! Break its legs!”

American Christians when they talk about the Pope

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

Oh man. I misread this and almost blocked. Yes. FUND NASA.

"The Free Press’s characterization of the meeting is highly exaggerated and distorted. The meeting between Pentagon and Vatican officials was a respectful and reasonable discussion. We have nothing but the highest regard and welcome continued dialogue with the Holy See."

NEW: Per a Department of Defense official to @rns.org, the much-discussed meeting between the papal nuncio and military officials at the Pentagon meeting DID happen — but they're disputing the Free Press's assessment.

If you think this is exhausting, imagine being Iranian.

The threat itself is still ample grounds