I voted!

And here's the bigger picture:
"To pop, or not to pop, that is the question: whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the hills and valleys of outrageous widths, or to take arms against a stretch of length. And by highs grant them." -DerpWolf

Woohoo!!! Dankjewel!!! 🥳🥰🐾

Thank you!!! 🥳🥰🐾

Woohoo!!! Thank you!!! 🥳🤗🐾

Thank you!!! Awooo!!! 🥰🥳🐾

Thank you!!! 🥰

Woops. It's my BD. You have like 3 minutes to wish me a HBD. :p

It's Monday.

Getting it wet before it gets inserted. Can you take the knot? It's quite the width though. And as soon as it slips in I'll just lay on your back for a while.

Looking right into my goal... uh no... role?...pole?... uh no that's not it either... sole? Hmmm maybe?! Hole? *giggles* Ah! Soul! Looking right into my soul! *blank derp stare*

It's going to be a quicky I said. 😈

Awrooo!!!

Woof!

I'll put it on an inflatable phone-holder-dick-o-matic for selfies.

It's important to show both sniff pit areas too!

Maybe you're wearing your jockstrap wrong too then :p

Thank you! Feels much better now. Much excite!

Apparently I have been wearing my jockstrap wrong these past few days. Is this how you do it? It smells a little bit though.

It's just a bed. ;)

Yay! Cuddle time!

I was listening to random songs and heard one that I faintly recognise but couldn't place. 🤔Started listening it over and over again. I know for sure I know it from something! Gave up and moved on. Few weeks later I heard it again. Why do I know this song!? And then I remembered. It was from porn. 🫣

Ugh... dried jizz on the hairs on my legs pulling like glue.

"If I hide in this cloud I'm sure nobody will see me." -DerpWolf

🎶Hold it. Don't break it. ... You feel the static. Tonight is magic. ... You've been looking for an answer for so long you've got to have it.🎶

TGIFF... It's "Thank god it's fucking friday!" Not "Thank god it's Fisting Friday!" You and your dirty mind. Leave those dirty thoughts to me! 😈

Still doesn't explain why it's not being used on a cage or a chain. 😜

Anyway I bet the drawer smells nice. 🤤 unless it became a bit funky. 🤭

*takes notes* 😏

But why isn't this lock locking something? Hmmmm? 🧐

Ooooh! Gladly. Although be prepared for a sleeping wolf when he's too comfy. 😁