Ah ha update app

Nobody talks about the restraint it takes not to punch down when mfers keep punching up.

Wait… how?

Been busy this week, what is happening on bsky? Oh, ass. All ass.

“They’ll teach twitter’s collapse in business schools”

Maybe? I guess so. Probably less informative than you’d think though. You could also show Wile E Coyote cartoons as part of OSHA training but most workers probably weren’t planning to glue firework rockets on their roller skates

Used to be a big fan of sonic the hedgehog… then I saw him reskeeting himself on Bluesky… idk kind of problematic behavior

Twitter DMs are encrypted in the same way that Tesla cars are self driving.

It's so fun seeing all my Twitter mutuals one by one all showing up here.

Pole saw might take down power washer as the most powerful *feeling* tool.

It’s really hard to stop.

It is wild how fast things are snapping back. When we have our first son (now 10), I only had two weeks pay leave from Amazon.

So what do you wanna talk about?

Nice, the butt thread re-emerged!

5/5 is more a bluesky sort of holiday

What’s up with the Nobama policy?

I hope they never add DMs. If you are going to skeet, skeet in public.

Oh wow

If you saw me on BlueSky, no you didn’t

8-likes, nice, I knew that was a banger

You put your phone in airplane mode, we are not the same.

I subscribed to Twitter Blue and didn’t even care it was bad. It was a tip jar to me.

I cancelled when the mass layoffs were announced because I have a policy against tipping fuckheads

I hear you, but also, the new Metallica album is solid

I am yet to be surprised by the people who try to cut in line during boarding. You can see the entitlement in their eyes

Can you post a timeline TL;DR every day? This was really helpful to catch up

Kids value nothing more than your attention. And looking back, actually doing things will be your best memories

Writing tip: nobody wants to read your shit

I saved a little money with the USB-A to USB-C dongle + the cheapest USB-A iPhone cable for the bargain price of $27

It’s stuck in my head now, so I wanted to share the love

1 877 kars 4 kids,
k-a-r-s kars for kids,
1-877 kars 4 kids,
donate your car today

This just happened to me in SF, the guy was pretty pushy. When I said no, he took one step to the right and started hassling the next person