I have forgiven Jesus, but not Jerry.

McMahon meme but he gets excited as you go from bowman to pikeman to crossbowman to firearms with a still from Hollaback Girl saying yes that is his shit.

Medieval generals be like:

If I don't see his stupid ballroom, arch, and anything else with his filthy, cursed name on it wrecking-balled on TV 3x more than we all had to see that stupid staged Saddam statue felling, I'll use Artemis IV to pull the moon onto Capitol Hill.

If you fall victim to influenza, it's because you're a pussy bad shot and you missed it charging at you. Skill issue. Git gud.

I consider mids loud

420 blaze it

I will once again plug @flomask.bsky.social because their product is one of the best, safest, most convenient, comfortable elastomeric respirators on the consumer market. I have several so I can never forget/lose mine. With radiation+surgery damaged lungs they are essential for me to stay safe.

Spain.
The Pope.

Is he arraying some kind of Catholic Grand Alliance against us? Is it 1688 anywhere else outside of RFK's CDC?

Some of y'all weren't hit by your parents over things like "missing a ride" & yeah actually that's the way things are supposed to be but it won't stop me from peeing my grown-ass pants a little if they announce boarding start & I'm not on my second meal at the gate.

In my defense it was/is a beautiful piece of cherry. Stained up so nice with just a light natural shade. Can't wait until my nephews like, explode an Estes C6 through the 3/4" wall of it.

I had a small bit of leftover cherry from a plaque I made to mount a 3D-printed Elder Scroll and there was JUST enough to make a solid cherry box for rocket accessories for LP002 & I'm disproportionately excited by this.

To thwart pathogens, researchers are giving beneficial microbes what they really want University of California San Diego researchers have developed a new tool for understanding and modifying any microbiome, including the human microbiome. The approach, called Microbial Interaction and ...

I checked it's not Hot Pockets.

Wait lemme check aga.. no, still not.

DF I'm uhh, little uncomfortable with your potato superiority rhetoric.

Marcus Munitions!

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

The Harold and Sharon Schoenberg Endowed Chair of the Department of Being a Dick called and they're all out of you.

Teleportation absolutely. I'm too old & lame & with too many underlying health problems for laser eyes or invisibility to mean shit long-term, but let me pay Arkansas housing prices but spend every day in London/NYC/Tokyo/Milan? Oh fuck yes. I'm inappropriately excited by that real estate delta.

The Elders forbid it.

If you aren't looking for a broomstick and slapping your buddy with a work glove to challenge him to a joust you clearly aren't me.

Atlantic current shows two-decade decline across four deep-ocean monitoring sites A paper published in the journal Science Advances is adding to the growing body of research showing that the Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation (AMOC) is weakening. In this new study, instead...

The polar bears just might march on Paris, yet.

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Boomers getting savaged by the very vampire leopards they spent 40 years letting off their chains and out of the fences? Say it ain't so.

Galaxies can take many shapes and be oriented any way relative to us in the sky. This can make it hard to figure out their actual morphology, as a galaxy can look very different from different viewpoints. A special case is when we are lucky enough to observe a spiral galaxy directly from its edge, providing us with a spectacular view like the one seen in this picture of the week. This is NGC 7814, also known as the “Little Sombrero.” Its larger namesake, the Sombrero Galaxy, is another stunning example of an edge-on galaxy — in fact, the “Little Sombrero” is about the same size as its bright namesake at about 60,000 light-years across, but as it lies farther away, and so appears smaller in the sky. NGC 7814 has a bright central bulge and a bright halo of glowing gas extending outwards into space. The dusty spiral arms appear as dark streaks. They consist of dusty material that absorbs and blocks light from the galactic center behind it. The field of view of this NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope image would be very impressive even without NGC 7814 in front; nearly all the objects seen in this image are galaxies as well. Credit: ESA/Hubble & NASA Acknowledgement: Josh Barrington NASA image use policy. NASA Goddard Space Flight Center enables NASA’s mission through four scientific endeavors: Earth Science, Heliophysics, Solar System Exploration, and Astrophysics. Goddard plays a leading role in NASA’s accomplishments by contributing compelling scientific knowledge to ...

Hubble's Little Sombrero - From Goddard Space Flight Center - https://flic.kr/p/q8jtEo

A model rocket in a box on a workbench shelf and white fog is billowing around the base.

AND THEY SAID THE FOG MACHINE WAS A WASTE OF MONEY!

Boomer grandparents take millionth L vs cool af uncle working on nephew model rocket launchpad.

They honestly can't tell the difference between "loud & probably just going to divorce you & take your stuff" & "quieter, but eventually going to murder you in ways Netflix can't even talk about" and prefer the latter.

Appreciation post for Nujabes, or Jun Seba. The Japanese record producer and DJ, known as a pioneer of lo-fi hip hop. He died in a car accident in 2010, but he left behind a legacy that still goes strong, to this day. ゆっくり休んでね、ジュン。君にはその資格があるよ。🎐

Mormon Bolshevism is inherently kinky.

I usually try to explain it like this: picture James Adomian as Tulsi Gabbard. Now imagine they're Ethiopian. Doesn't look so much like the Hundred Years' War was caused by catboys boofing now, does it?

The only tattoo I have is the research center initials & my patient number to ID the record for the rare type of childhood cancer I survived 40 yrs ago & my Boomer father still looked at it like a florid gothic truck stop tramp stamp. They have just permanently cooked brains on tattoos.

I would subscribe to some hard-hitting cheese journalism. Just putting that out there, Karen.

Goddammit I hate how long I spent trying to figure out WTF some of these were before seeing it was the fucking horse! Permanent BSky brain damage, stg.

In before MedSky chimes in with "akshuwally, you've just given yourself 7 different kinds of heavy metal blood poisoning, hope your nephews appreciate you enough to give you a chunk of liver+kidney".