When Baz Luhrman had the guns say "sword" on the side in Romeo + Juliet, that was the best choice that has been made in any modern adaptation ever.

Thought my phone was vibrating with a call but it was me doing a long fart. Noise cancelling headphones have ruined all my perceptions.

Over the last decade, Helen Lewis has written 40+ versions of the same anti-trans article.
2015: 1
2016: 3
2017: 1
2018: 4
2019: 2
2020: 4
2021: 4
2022: 4
2023: 6
2024: 7
2025: 7
It's quite remarkable to see them as a list, so I compiled one here: www.transgendermap.com/issues/topic...

led by a corgi, obviously

michaelangelo didn't spend three years lying on a scaffold fifty feet in the air painting dicks for you to not look at them!

for his third birthday my MiL got chomp a ride-on motorised John Deere, complete with a lil trailer to tow stuff, and today he towed froglet all over the garden and god I wish I could send her the video. she’d’ve been beside herself

A graphic showing the new book, VIANNE, against a seaside design. Details: Books By the Beach, 2025: June 6th, 10-11 am: Queen Street Church.

I'll be here on June 6th, talking all things VIANNE. And if you can't make it, I have a whole list of events on my website at: www.joanne-harris.co.uk/events/. Check which ones are closest to you!

‘We are able to say much more confidently that the shingles vaccine causes a reduction in dementia risk’ Shingles is an infection of the nerves and skin, caused by the herpes varicella-zoster virus, the same virus that causes chickenpox

‘We are able to say much more confidently that the shingles vaccine causes a reduction in dementia risk’

my two year old is lying on his tummy in the lounge, staring into the hearth, and whispering ‘…FIRE’ under his breath in a heartfelt tone

so that’s fine I guess

the will has so far defeated three people. are you the person who can read it??

(auction catalogue all done, thanks!)

the conclusion to this is that naptime went sideways and between that and mastitis management we’re not gonna make it to any so instead we’ve got the Kings College Cambridge Lessons and Carols on

we have decided this year to take chomp to a Christmas crib service, for his Cultural Enrichment, so himself found a list of services closest to us and I found a list of ones in the prettiest buildings and now we’re arguing

But if you had made it you would have gone to a pretty one?

I ain’t even mad it’s true

Saying ‘Merry Christmas’ to someone on a dog walk then fretting that it’ll be perceived as the firing of a salvo in the fictional war on Christmas and not what it actually was, an acknowledgment that my dog was dressed as an elf and their Shih Tzus were dressed as the three wise men.

Geeeeettttt…. DRESSED, you merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay! For it is Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day!

Yeah we don’t fuck with this second amendment bullshit here. Come visit but leave your fucking guns behind. We don’t need them or want them.

"In our society, there seems a general rule that, the more obviously one’s work benefits other people, the less one is likely to be paid for it.”
- David Graeber

PinkNews bosses accused of sexual misconduct Ex-staff members say they saw one of the couple who runs the site kissing and touching a drunk colleague.

Steph is my friend and told me about his experience of this a few months ago and I was horrified. We deserve so much better than PinkNews.

Support other queer media instead - honestly literally anyone else at this point.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I’m sure it’s the rooftop Endeavour fought a bad guy.

AYYYYYYYYYY

This quote

Paul Fletcher's grand conspiracy theory is the most interesting thing he's ever said Paul Fletcher — a nullity of a politician who has occupied Bradfield for 15 years — is panicking over being replaced by a community independent.

"Paul Fletcher - a nullity of a politician who has occupied Bradfield for 15 years - is panicking over being replaced by a community independent ...
Alarmingly, his own voters want someone who represents them, not himself, and he’s outraged." @crikey.com.au

www.crikey.com.au/2024/12/02/p...

WOW! Syrian rebels take the entirety of Aleppo in 24 hours.

The biggest defeat for Assad in the entire history of the Syrian Civil War and the biggest Russian setback in the Middle East since their intervention

A massive defeat for Putin!

One of my favorite resources

I must say this as clearly as possible: if you have, in the last ten years, thought "I just don't get tech" or that you're "getting old" or "you're not technical," you are the victim - so much of the tech industry is now oriented around making you do stuff rather than doing stuff for you.

I was looking in the icebox late one night
When my eyes beheld a tasty sight
I know you were saving them for your breakfast treat
Forgive me, they were so cold and sweet

I ate the plums!
Sorry I aaaaate the plums
I ate the plums!
They are now in my tums

The problem isn’t government waste. The problem is that billionaires don’t pay taxes.

Saw someone asking about what our most viral tweets were

Friends and books lovers, Foyles Charing Cross Christmas Evening is tonight from 6pm. Some of my fave attendees: Lawrence! Mackenzie Crook! Rick Astley! Robert MacFarlane! Rupert Everett! Susie Dent! John Finnemore! Dolly Alderton! Free mulled wine and free cheese with @cheesetastingco.bsky.social