and btw, he just called to ask me to meet with him tomorrow i-

writing here bc i have no one to tell but my brother and his gf broke up and she told us it was bc she found suspicious messages between him and another person but my rat of a brother has said nothing. not even about them breaking up and yeah, not all men but always a man.

staying away from twt has been great for my mental health HOWEVER, i do feel like like ignoring as many horrors as i can makes me one of those people who are happier by choosing ignorance

it's them

reading a het romance with some girls and we've all just fawning over the female lead

i haven't forgotten this app i promise

happy valentine's

my shaylas #renewtheacolyte

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can they renew already ??? #RenewTheAcolyte

hadn't thought about my ex for a long time and my brain was like "ha, you're gonna dream about him in a very good, positive way tonight. goodluck with your feelings tomorrow 🫶"

the clock goes tik tik tik tok tik tok blink gone

ive had alnst "blink gone" stuck in my head FOR WEEKS

man who ruined my early 20's: "i would love to see you again"

i was walking and a girl just meowed at me i—??????

alien stage got hands

back at it again

i don't get like crazy numbers of notifs but i usually get them from my never-ending thread but even these are getting like 4 views so i think something is definitely going on (i may be overthinking it tho)

i may be shadowbanned on twt 🥴

like what's the point of posting cute selfies if my crush deactivated her ig acc and won't see them 💔

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shut his ass 🙂‍↕️

had to work with children today and i hope the teachers get paid handsomely bc they're angels and these children are demons fr

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a lady today asked me if i was single bc she wanted to introduce me to her nephew and i was like haha but ma'am, i like girls 😭😭

My catchphrase for this year is “My tits are too big and my opinions are too correct to have to be dealing with this bullshit.”

so true queen

a person is cutting a piece of paper off of a binder . ALT: a person is cutting a piece of paper off of a binder .

btw i'm back with the acolyte memes

blueskiers saw it first

did some pr for a politician last year while knowing i would be paid months later and gods, just got the bank notification of said payment and politics money is the real deal