man goes to the barber shop
barber: why the long hair
Posts by Burndi
"Nice cat. Where did you get it from? The cat store? Haha.."
I actually got it from a farm in town. But thanks for asking and being interested about my life, really appreciate it.
"No worries mate."
Lol
Im sooorry..
Tjank you
If you were in a room with elon musk and donald trump and only had one bullet loaded, how would you go about getting the collat?
Today 10 years ago something beautiful happened...
Wow this is like winning the lottery
Hell yea MADDIE!!
Very real
I say "oh my days.. ts shit delightful that is!" Whenever i see the number 69.
I appreciate it
Perfect.. beansprout in sink was on my 2025 bingo card.
it's excellent methink
hell yea, i think they will qualify this as girl bossing
:( im sorry whatever happened to you happened
literally them
Balatro yuri
Guys where is the master's degree
My luck so bad maybe i shouldve shared that message with 7 people in my contacts back in middle school
Law tuah! Decide on that verdict!
Law tuah! Decide on that verdict!
Petting my cat 3 times as much to counteract all the efforts of my dad (hes doesnt pet the cat)
Eating 3 times as many plants to counteract all the carnivore efforts
at the vet (nothing serious)
I'd buy a course on this
๐
Killing myself :D