Jack Dorsey shares the whitepaper of his new p2p messaging app Bitchat
My neighbour says leftists keep taking over his social platforms, so I asked him how many social platforms he has, and he said he just finances a new social platform afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding social platforms to leftists at this point and his investors started crying.
Jesus, the trouble I used to get in saying the Obama admin needed to prosecute absolutely everybody for Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo. "Think of the election." "Be practical." "Play the long game." What fucking ever. All those people belong in the prisons they build for others.
You’d think this in Haaretz would be top of the BBC homepage but no. The chant by Bob Vylan at Glastonbury however is.
The American commentariat doesn't actually believe that Palestinians are real people.
keep giggling about this. it's the tagline for a sitcom about a family funeral firm
pulled the video for ya
Punk rock kid buskers (‘The Whops’, tiktok) near the Edgware Rd. They run into Paul Simonon, play Death or Glory for him. He asks if they know The Guns of Brixton. They do -
I’d love to help but I’m unfortunately swamped, calendar is booked up completely tomorrow
The leopards
They are eating each other
yes
YES
The leopards are HUNGRY
DM headline reads: Fishermen's fury as 'disaster' octopus invasion destroys their catch thanks to woke rule allowing predators to 'treat them like McDonald's
Wife: oh hey you are back early from your fishing trip how did it go?
Me: octopus have gone woke
Wife: what?
Me (reappearing from boat house with shotgun)
Octopus have gone woke.
There literally is a silver bullet. It’s called funding education and the welfare state properly and stop pretending a nation’s economy is like a Monzo current account.
Most celebrities: can't be damned to even talk about defending trans people
David Tennant: turns a question that doesn't mention trans folks once into a clear, decisive message of support and explaining the true machine behind our current oppression
'Once you decide that a single vulnerable minority can be sacrificed, you’re operating within a fascist logic, because that means there might be a second one you’re willing to sacrifice, and a third, a fourth, and then what happens?’ - Judith Butler
It is genuinely your moral duty, if you’re in the sciences, to violate the terms of your contact and take as much of the research home with you as you can. Today, tomorrow, every day your lab’s still open.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage if your pyjamas are too tight.
Jean Luc Bacardi @jeanlucbacardi.osky.s... • 7h No you're just a fucking moron for posting genocide denial under your own name Graham Kirwin @grahamkirwin.bsky.social • 7h I'm completely comfortable with everything l've posted here today, and I haven't denied any genocides. Normie Bethune @abysswatchr.bsky.social • 7h Personally, I wouldn't do genocide apologia while being the only Graham Kirwin in Minneapolis, and having my full name as a handle. Graham Kirwin @grahamkirwin.bsky.social • 7h Pull up bitch Normie Bethune @abysswatchr.bsky.social • 7h On my way 2001 22nd Ave, Minneapolis,
Graham Kirwin @grahamkirwin.bsky.social • 7h Any of you faggots can come try it Electrichead@electrichead.bsky.social • 6h • he/him I'll meet you in the parking lot of that old Kmart in uptown. You know the one. 1:30 okay? Electrichead @electrichead.bsky.social • 6h • he/him What, you change your mind? @britculpsapp.bsky.social • 6h • User - Occasional Al Imagery he's so much closer to the quarry though Electrichead @electrichead.bsky.social • 6h • he/him Yeah but l'm closer to uptown k mart lol Graham Kirwin @grahamkirwin.bsky.social • 6h That Kmart doesn't exist anymore; fucktard. Just proving you don't live anywhere near here.
Electrichead @electrichead.bsky.social • 6h • he/him I know it doesn't exist but that's still what everyone knows that place as. You can choose the place if you'd like. The Target you work at over in north Minneapolis? Electrichead @electrichead.bsky.social • 6h • he/him C'mon, time and place, tough guy. Graham Kirwin @grahamkirwin.bsky.social Follow I'm here you fuckaas bitch
Electrichead @electrichead.bsky.social Follow he him Lmao you actually went? What if I was a gun toting maniac? Hope you enjoyed the drive! March 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
a story in four parts
Ah, but you left out the best part: www.livescience.com/planet-earth...
A man goes up to a another man with an eyepatch and says "if you don't mind me asking, how did you lose your eye?" The eyepatch man thinks to himself and recalls the events. An earlier version of him in a thought bubble is on the floor in the with his knees hiked up above his head. His says "I'm gonna do it. I'm finally gonna suck my oen dick." He then sticks his dick in his eye and shotus "AUGGH! I missed!" He points to the first man and says "I do mind you asking."
lorelei @loreleikrv At Applebee's: Me: I'll have the apple, thanks. Waitress: We don't actually sell apples. Me: ... Me: *holding back tears* I guess I'll have the bees, then. 3:19 PM • Nov 11, 2018
ominous email from adidas
Don’t forget that the $X/month for the AI “agent” will be subtracted (and more) from the wages of the person it will fail to replace
a hat that says "JAZZ ADDICTS" but the A in JAZZ is a person standing and playing the sax so it looks like it says "JIZZ ADDICTS"
the hat i wear when posting
Screenshot of a screenshot of an article published on Eric Bogosian's Instagram account: "Eric Bogosian Would Get Named For Interview With the Vampire"
ERIC BOGOSIAN, COMPLETELY UMPROMPTED:
