Just a reminder: fuck landlords

It’s jokes and we’re very happy being DINKS but paternal instinct is REAL and kicks in around 42

Someone’s never met a Childless man over 40, my husband tried to teach me how to throw a baseball the other day

Somehow I think it would peeve this guy more to see the poor lingering just feet from his gazebo or whatever, but sure, dream big King

I do love my hometown to bits, even if only the rich are playing there now. It’ll come back around, she always does.

They have a point about public transportation, even if they don’t care about it and are just using it as a cover for being NIMBY.

Let’s put a bus stop in front of his house

HAPPY WET DAY EVERYBODY

if you’re a dude reading this like “gawrsh this is awful what can i do” it is 100% to shut down your cousins / friends / bros when they do shit like this. Shame them. Impose social stigma for them lesser weevils who think harassing marginalized people in creative industries is OK

Nothing excites interest in the power of our justice system like a white guy being accused of the thing white guys keep doing repeatedly

I’m an elderly millennial. They’ve been pulling this grift since I was in short pants.

NACHOS FUCK YOU

We’re out, sadly, but the Loaded Beef Tacos is a particularly refreshing option under the DRINK UP menu

Blackberry Marh, ORDER UP FLO

If this is really the least you can do, watch a Mel Brooks movie before you post.

Humor that can take down fascism only works if it’s GOOD.

Just because he backed off shouldn’t stop efforts to remove him. He is dangerous and cannot be left in power.

SAME!!!

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*dope, but sure

@themountaingoats.bsky.social made a door song about it

If you understand this reference we are now best friends. I don’t make the rules.

Barkley’s based, except for his crappy jumpshot

Damn. Step off, Novato

A Sober Dude Tries to Find a NA Drink in Minneapolis - Racket So a guy, who normally wouldn’t, walks into a bar…

So a guy, who normally wouldn’t, walks into a bar…. racketmn.com/a-sober-dude...

SCAB

I am not pointing this comment at anyone in particular, but: The TSA line has already been a fraught place for brown and Black travelers for as long as it has been around. The racism might get worse tomorrow, but it isn’t going to start tomorrow. That is all.

Fuck it maybe I was just hopeful. This attitude from a woman is disgraceful.

I amended it