as a lesbian in engineering i can now safely say my misandry is no longer a joke. i sincerely hate all these guys.

except for greg. gregs the goat.

“im just a girl” not in the misogynistic way but in the way odysseus of ithica says hes “just a man”

no one ever talks about what its like for your little sister to be cooler, prettier, funnier AND taller than you.

like this shit isnt even fair. im over here and all i got was being better at math.

babe are you ok youve been listening to the west end production of next to normal on repeat

they should invent a tummy that doesnt tummy ache

i dont need an academic proof reader i need an academic hype reader

tell me how my report on static structural analysis of a T beam was cool under plastic deformation is cool

woman in stem but only cuz demigirl in stem confuses too many professors and industry people

dog made me dyslexic cuz he knew if i wasnt id be too powerful

love when my birthday rolls around cuz all month before it whenever i lose an argument with my bff (we are grown ass adults) i can just threaten to not invite her to my birthday party and i win

just went to the blink-182 concert and the first opener ‘beauty school dropout’ was amazing. im obsessed. i already listened to their entire discography on spotify and presaved their new album ‘where did all the butterflies go’. cannot recommend them enough. new favorite band.

our blessed homeland/their barbarous wastes meme edited to read “our blessed engineering, their barbarous programming, our glorious machine shop, their wicked AI, our great matlab, their primitive computer lab, our noble physics, their backwards FGPAS, our heroic engineers, their brutish programmers”

was speaking to a comp sci major the other day.

“I think Luigi Mangione-” *remembers I’m at work and my actual opinion will get me reported to HR* “-didn’t do it. They got the wrong man.”

In this house we don’t say “I love you”.

We say “I’m locked in”.
#taskmaster

In 2025, the only reason it’s acceptable to be proud of America is Jason Mantzoukas on Taskmaster.

my patriotism extends just far enough to root for Jason Mantzoukas in Taskmaster.

strodengers baby face: i am either rude or professional depending entirely on whether the person i am talking to thinks i am 16 or knows im 23

babe wake up. would you still love me if i was a .webp?

when i take my players to the fey wild next dnd session im gonna torture them: chest filled mimic armor and health potion called “milk of magnesia”

one crazy ex boyfriend: that sucks but these things happen

two crazy ex boyfriends: yea ok time for some self reflection

spit: natures makeup remover

i was bullied waaaay too much in school to not be aware im more than a little annoying

I will not be the frog who makes exceptions for scorpions who seem nice.

I believe!

two dyslexic friends texting occasionally just look like key smashes and sometimes that’s beautiful

professors really be like: i know i made you spend $150 on an online access code to the textbook just to submit homework, but im still gonna make you buy a physical book for open note exams instead of let you use the online book YOU ALREADY PAID FOR

Trans rights but in these times more than ever, trans wrongs

The 100 Best Protest Songs of All Time From Pete Seeger to Billie Holiday to Rage Against the Machine to Kendrick Lamar, musicians of all genres have spoken truth to power

Thank you @rollingstone.com for naming “Transgender Dysphoria Blues” as one of your “100 Best Protest Songs of All Time” 🙌

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Give up your honor and faith!
Live up your life as a wraith!
Die in the blood where you bathe!
We must do what it takes to survive!