Goodbye Tim Apple, hello John Apple

great source of protein, explains why he’s so ripped

how come Spider-Man never gets the sudden urge to eat bugs?

hey bro, I got that fix to your pissing problem

not today satan. but check back again tomorrow

time to move from my pocket rectangle to the desk rectangle and hopefully make enough green rectangles to stare at big rectangle all night

y'all are fucking killing me today 😂😂😂

time to move from my pocket rectangle to the desk rectangle and hopefully make enough green rectangles to stare at big rectangle all night

very excited to be a part of yet another VG satire site making your timeline a little less dreadful! Oh and the GG stands for Garry's Great, which was very nice of them to do :)

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just booted up Pokemon Emerald and they put a fucking data center in Little Root Town 😭

but what if they kissed?? 😳

such a disgrace

Link in your bio? Uhhh shouldn't he be out saving Hyrule?

Holes

tatermaxxing

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

if the citizens of Gotham are stupid enough to elect a penguin-man from the sewers as mayor maybe they deserve to have a crime riddled city

Looks flat to me.

must be brutal for a game dev to program the end credit skip button

this worked great for Raccoon City, twice!

now 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 the movie!

big G goated

it’s Alan Cumming in Goldeneye

new harry potter looks good

Fortnite will not rest until every beloved character from your childhood shoots an AK-47

Why stop there, why not go back to making them learn how to rewind a VHS and to churn their own butter

Fortnite will not rest until every beloved character from your childhood shoots an AK-47