An AI slop image showing the '12 steps to masterful game directing", including 'Connectiarg' and 'Porkon Cows'
People over on Facebook/YouTube/elsewhere on bluesky/reality have been mocking this, but these are all totally genuine and highly advanced GMing techniques pioneered in obscure corners of indie rpg design in the early 2000s.
Let's go through them one by one and learn together.
this is a very good reason to have at least a passing familiarity with sports: so you know if an event is happening and don’t get your hopes up
Reposting this for obvious reasons. I have much more in common with any Iranian than I do with the American and Israeli pieces of shit trying to annihilate them. Any single Iranian life lost is an entire universe gone; more, a tragedy at a level I cannot personally fathom. This is all I can do.
Yeah so he is just going to keep doing the thing where we are in a constant state of uncertainty, confusion, stress, and tension because that is what abusive people do and the people who are in a position to address this are asleep at the switch.
He still needs to be removed from office. A war powers resolution will not suffice. He circumvented Congress to start the war. He circumvented them on tariffs and appropriations. Why anyone thinks he'd adhere to a Congressional war powers resolution is beyond me.
I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine
genuinely think people outside of America don't realize how big this place is, how militarized and murderous our police are, how little our politicians care, how disconnected and impoverished we have been intentionally made to be, how we still have slavery just with extra steps. we really suck gang
I'm beginning to doubt the legitimacy of the FIFA peace prize committee
i think if you tweet "a whole civilization will die tonight" you shouldn't go to the hague, the hague should get to come to you
My "don't get the discord subpoenaed" discord emote has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my discord emote.
check yo self before you dox yo self
after a quick review of my timeline i feel the need to point to the sign
Thinking about this post for some reason.
I love space.
Oh my gd, the Artemis II crew doing a parody of a bad 1980s sitcom intro from in space.
Source: www.instagram.com/p/DWwuHPfCZ8Z/
I am going to fail to exfil you
Like. Come on. Science is cool, and scientists are cool
That's home. That's us.
This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew.
Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right.
Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman
An ancient lich and her ghast gravecaller attendants warp reality with forbidden magic. Artwork by Viko Menezes as seen in the Monster Manual.
Embrace the dark side of character creation with these Villainous Options from the latest Unearthed Arcana Playtest:
🦟 Pestilence Domain (Cleric)
🦕 Circle of the Titan (Druid)
❤️🔥 Hell Knight (Fighter)
😈 Demonic Sorcery (Sorcerer)
🦹 Villainous Paths
Link to blog below
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Lots of tech dudes think the "idea" is the important part of creating, not the creative journey you take through work to give that idea actual meaning. Ideas are the easiest, cheapest and least fulfilling part of it. Giving ideas life through work, and sharing that work with others, is the stuff.
I would add: if narrative teams in particular don't have long term job security and constantly shuffle from studio to studio, all AAA game stories are going to end up sounding the same
Sparing a thought for all the trans folks tonight who aren't with us anymore. Hopefully you all might too so we can remember to keep on going for the folks who couldn't. 💚
I can do my best!!
Deeply disappointed in Kagan and Sotomayor on this. Ludicrous to think that a State can't regulate medical conduct simply because it consists of talking. As Jackson notes, no one would bat an eye at a law saying you can't tell your patient to kill themself.
Force of Will 🌊 For MTG Secrets of Strixhaven Mystical Archive.
Thanks to ADs @jameelawahlgren.bsky.social and Tom Jenkot for entrusting me with such a significant card!
#mtg #mtgsos #mtgstrixhaven
nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario
There's a lot going on right now...
Shit
