𝗁𝖺𝗐𝗄𝖾𝗒𝖾
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I'm confused please I just wanna go home to my bar

??? What's it to you?

OH MAMA

Literally who are you

Feels like I've been asleep for... Years...

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀— 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘼𝙉𝙉𝘼'𝙎.
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// I'm only home in... Ten hours and a half...

a man is sitting on a dock with a netflix logo behind him ALT: a man is sitting on a dock with a netflix logo behind him

// gang getting together to watch movies and I'm stuck at work

...mississippi mornin'.

Today on the menu, 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘧𝘧 𝙨𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙙.

I'm coming back to the bar.

G'mornin'. Credit your fuckin' artists or I'm gonna send y'all to the moon.

Squints.

// do it

“That's why there's a communal condom bowl in the hall, Logan.”

“I'm never havin' kids, but I'd like to foster some day.”

...

“Though, we are kinda technically fosterin', huh.”

Logan poppin' out kids again? Ground Bear, we talked 'bout this.

“Gonna be fair wit'cha, I'd also be grumpy if I was in your boots. Is 'e always this... Crass?”

They're tough nuts to crack, and you're tough as nails.

Also, it's the most similar nut to your name.

I hope I never have to come across "tingling in my boyhood" ever again.

Oh.

I get it now.

“You bein' grumpy at him doesn't really attest to him bein' bad. You get grumpy at everyone for the smallest things, sweetums.”