Yes, we bought some from Israel but we have to wait for the next shipment run.

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Moldovan authorities continue flirting with NATO.

To avoid any conception, we have put all of our eight soldiers in Transnistria on high alert.

Meaning, if they got the message.

We haven’t heard from them in six months now.

Please bring some of that heat to Moscow 🙏. We’re freezing our asses off.

No worries. We can afford paying their families for another month.
Then we’ll start paying in butter and potatoes.

🛬 Russia's Foreign Minister Sergey #Lavrov will take part in the joint meeting of the Council of Foreign Ministers of the CSTO.

FM Lavrov has prepared a marathon speech using ChatGPT with the only input: “write a six hour long speech about the evil West”.

💬 President #Putin:

I would like to emphasise once again that it was US that dismantled the international system of traffic.

US failed to give us correct directions and guidance when our troops took the wrong exit in a roundabout and found themselves accidentally being in Ukraine.

We didn’t steal it. We kind of borrowed it a little until we can rename Russia to Putinass.

🇺🇸 👉🏼
USA destroyed the best deal ever.
This by allowing Ukraine to bomb the poor North Koreans who are merely passing by Kursk on their tourist trip to wider Europe.

Yes, we were about to give away the whole Kursk and Belgorod area to Ukraine and Putin and all his doubles were prepared to give themself up to the International Criminal Court.
In return, we asked for three thousand ton of butter.

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Former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Boris Johnson claims that a faction within the Republican Party in USA has a homoerotic admiration of President Putin.

It’s probably the Putin’s body double no. 7. they are attracted to.

🚀 US allegedely authorized long distance strikes on russian soil using ATACMS.

We want to clarify that most of the Russian people have a severe tungsten allergy, lacking a gene to fully digest and dispose it.

It can cause nausea, stomach pain and diarrhea.

We urge the UN to take action 🇺🇳

Ok, Josh will do. But last time Josh called Lavrov ”an old Stone Age tech idiot”.

Please do. It’s about Starlink. We can’t get it working and the f-ing support bot isn’t much of a help and won’t let us contact a real person.

👉🏼We noticed that an usual amount of dog related accounts started to follow our channel.

We’re really happy for the attention.

We just want to clarify once and for all that we don’t support the North Korean habits of eating dogs. The cans we’re providing them are not dog meat. It’s meat for dogs.

🇷🇺🇩🇪📞 President #Putin had a telephone conversation with Bundeskanzler Scholz.

But there were sound issues from Putin’s bunker amplifying echoes and Scholz had a really bad cough. Putin reiterated our script about NATO being really mean and bad.
This was new to Scholz. He promised to reprimand NATO.

Is Musk on this platform?
If someone can contact him, please notify him that we have tried to make contact.

Please add DM groups. All of our authorities needs this for workshops, projects and planning.
Lavrov is very frustrated over this and makes our job situation unsafe.

❗️ @StateDept is actively exploring options for altering the current leadership of Ukraine if deemed necessary.

This because we can’t change our own leadership easily. Hell, we haven’t been able to realize this in 20+ years.

We think that’s the main idea of an authoritarian mafia state.

🎙 President Vladimir Putin:

💬 In the emerging #MultipollyWorld, there should only be nations and people left as losers or feeling aggrieved & humiliated.

Only then can we in Russia be treated as equals.

MFA Russia Spokeswoman Maria #Zakharova:
- It´s unfair RT is banned by the collective West. Just because we are an authoritarian state that needs to control the information and bans all kind of medias, doesn´t mean liberal and free democracies outside Russia should ban our propaganda news outlet.

FM #Lavrov:
Do not joke about the green lines, they are real. The West tries to mock us about it, as if we don´t care about their mockery.
It´s like when people jokes about my color blindness. That´s also a green line for me. Everybody has a green line.

Since 2014, Russian Forces have been conducting warfare in #Donbass, to liberate the people into military service.
The people of #Donbass and #Lugansk can now feel safe having the largest war in Europe since WW2 raging in their oblasts.

Probably a low level Putin copy. We hope.

The 🇷🇺Russian military has systems that shot down 24 planes in five days, - Defense Minister of the Russian Federation Shoigu, adding “we sincerely hope at least some of them were Ukrainian fighter jets”.

Presidents Vladimir Putin & Lula da Silva
spoke over the phone, expressed the desire to continue closely cooperating within #BRICS and the #G20.
Next meeting will decide upon what to cooperate on, but we discussed if we by mutual force could achieve a strategic world dominance in football and chess.

President Vladimir Putin:
If #Russia has lost the war, why #US sending the #ATACMS to Ukraine, smashing our forces and equipment into pancakes, jam, scrambled eggs and smoked bacon?
The US is turning the battlefield into an American Breakfast inferno, too much calories and no tea.

How untrue. Anton Geraschenko is hereby declared as unfriendly to Russia.

FM #Lavrov:
There is no proof behind the 🇺🇸US accusations of “poisoning” the #Skripals in Salisbury & Alexey #Navalny & killing #Prighozin & many other events where Russia had major interest to kill inconvenient people complaining about our great nation and President.

💬 #Zaitsev: It became clear on October 17 that the US had secretly delivered long-range #ATACMS missiles to Ukraine.
❌ It’s unfair giving such weapons to Ukraine and will only prolong any speeches given by Lavrov.