where is their live-action remake

Man licking his phone

The mess:😋

science is incredible

Me flirting: roasts the shit out of you

science.nasa.gov/specials/you...

well chat, we made it through another day

You focus on the game. Let me take care of the rest 😉

Please let my summer 2026 look like this

Feel especially sexy here

Lemme get comfortable between those thighs 😈🥵

Sabrina Carpenter looking thirstily at you

Good morning indeed

how have we allowed t*drick h*ll to still have a career? Genuine question

i chopped off my nails yesterday and now every time i look at my hands i’m sad 😔

I know I’m here at 8:30p on a Monday, but the Salt Lake City airport is pretty chill

Just gotta get through this layover and then I’ll be home 😮‍💨 i’ve missed my bed

it’s not gonna put mustard on itself 🤨

Oh my god! I also posted dick and am baking chocolate chip cookies!

if you really liked me, you’d send me bulge

if you loved me, you’d send me a cum vid with face 😘

So there’s an irl roster that you have sex with and then an internet roster that you sext with write this down

Selfie of a nude torso and crotch, showing a hard penis sticking out. The photo is monochromatic

haven’t done this in a while. do people still like #mcm?

so the long in long john silver is a reference to his penis size, right?

so who’s got good desk chair recommendations?

That song will immediately make me cry

Screenshot from Wikipedia that says: Background Rob Thomas revealed on April 1, 2017, via his Facebook page, that the song 'Little Wonders' was written about his and his wife Marisol's first dog Tyler.

i have never emotionally recovered from the damage this song did to me at the end of meet the robinsons (2007) when i was 12 years old and this additional context is like just extra devastating rob thomas you bitch

Should be you making my hole sloppy 😵‍💫

Okay body!!! 😘🥵

I feel very affirmed in my identity as nonbinary, but MAN do I LOVE being able to pee standing up! What a perk!

Beer drunk Lucero is probably the most choatic Lucero to exist 🤭

A cutie with a flower crown on

I got a flower crown