We’ve been that good Andy Hinchcliffe is praising us

James Garner is just like talc. Fucking everywhere

This is evidence of how important having a striker who scores 20-25 goals a season is. Since Kane left they’ve nose dived. Sky and the press bigged them up as a super club. They’re not and weren’t

Makes you realise how good Kane was for them

Tim Howard v united, scholes free kick deflected off the wall tipped it over with his foot after being wrong footed

Lukaku, was the replacement for cottee

I know, just highlighting how shit we are at recruiting strikers

He wouldn’t get in the team ahead of the two we’ve currently got

No Everton today, Mrs away for the weekend, this might just be a good Saturday

Baldy and badly

Keep it real and keep exposing pests

Sky sports at the front of all things Everton

We looked calm with the ball and calm when they had it tonight

They weren’t employed at the same time

That half was that bad I forgot Craig Pawson was reffing it

I like the pork and apple pies they do there. Always go when I’m there with the Mrs visiting her family

If you can cope with subtitles you’ll be in for a treat

I know it’s not your list but not having Gomorrah on there in the top 1 is criminal

Mines only been out of a morning since Wednesday

They won’t be next summer

Think they’ve been scared off with chermiti

It’s great saying played need selling but you’ve got to find someone willing to buy them and unfortunately no one will buy him

I’ve never understood why the assistant manager isn’t the u21 manager.

My dog won’t even go out the back door. Must be desperate for a piss

That in the blue whale?

Farcical

He’s not even at that level. I thought his 1 touch passing was ok tonight until I realised he was trying to control the ball

Correct mate

What’s the story morning glory

His contract ends then anyway