Syd out here asking the hard questions

We do not believe a real Penguin was harmed in this assault, however the violent symbolism is disturbing and we vow swift vengeance on this “Gritty” puppet.

Also, numbers are arbitrary.

This is so Wes Anderson, I can almost hear the affectless Jason Schwartzmann voiceover saying "My mother used to design undercover disguises for the Stasi"

I am also not on FB so any additional details would be appreciated :) Thank you!

Also I am still 200 subs off 100k on Youtube and I'm determind to be the next Mr Beast so please subscribe

In something that you will never see occur again, a Seattle Mariners pitcher caught a comeback hit off the bat at 107.8mph in his front jersey. The ball managed to somehow get through the front buttons of his jersey.

Buncha goddamn hippies...

Photo of a multicolored patch with dancing stars that reads “despite the horrors you deserve to exist “

also new patch coming soon, stickers are currently available !

Soap is an important part of basic hygiene, bro.

Well, obviously.

We Bought a GIANT Diesel V Twin from China and Put It on a Go Kart! YouTube video by CarsandCameras

This is an incredibly dumb idea.

Who wants to build one with me?

youtu.be/_wYHxHQ92VA?...

I think it's quite telling that no one remembers the name of the guy who shot Trump, but everyone knows the name of the guy who shot that CEO.

Bartenders are particularly skilled at dealing with assholes

Thank you!

What is this for?

I had a Storm. I loved that car

"Because of an editing error, an earlier version of this article misstated which day the New York Mets suffered their 11th straight loss. It was on Sunday, not Monday. Even the Mets cannot lose on an off day."

Two copy editors high-fiving so hard right now

Geo was such an underrated, fun brand.

"I was ABSOLUTELY told that the Democrats would be bringing knives to the gun fight. What the fuck are they doing bringing guns?" --a whole lot of Republicans looking at the results from Virginia right now

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Donnie darko therapist meme Your order has shipped Has it really shipped or just shipping label Shipping label

I made this to express my feelings

I shit you not: this GIF from SpongeBob upset Brian Owendoff so much he wrote to the president of my neighborhood association and is threatening to get lawyers involved.

I’m crafting a response right now. Any fun ideas of what to include in my reply would be appreciated.

Screenshot of a tweet by Covie (@covie_93) consisting solely of the text "kash patel and pete hegseth are DUI hires," a play on "DEI hires." No image or video is embedded.

DUI hires hahaha

Him: What would be your dream job
Me: Oh that's easy. Sitting on the back of a motorbike on the Tour de France pushing idiots into the ditch
Him: Oh come off it there's no such job
Me:

Ok but the response to the post.

ok hear me out