I knew it from reading SPY Magazine in the 80s. He’s always been a horrible human.

Hot Dog Legs!

The *reporter* doesn’t write teaser headlines.

Cool. They should fire that dude and hire someone off the street for less money.

I bet John would stop thinking it was a cool thing.

(“Let me talk to you a lot about this thing I don’t care about” is pretty strange)

It’s weird that I thought, “hey! I’ve been on those stairs” and most of the other comments seem to be, “hey! John Wick was on those stairs!”

They’re very excited about not being excited.

This war is so damn confusing. It’s why we shouldn’t let drunks and dementia patients run it.

On April 19, 1775, the American Revolution started with the Battles of Lexington and Concord in Massachusetts. Known as the “shot heard ‘round the world,” the battle commenced the eight-year struggle for American independence from British rule.

If he can drop Catholicism that easily and for that reason, it’s kind of an admission that he never really believed what the Church was selling in the first place, and his Catholicism was performative.

It seems like a Prime Minister who continues to get his corruption trial delayed for years because his government is engaged in wars has a personal incentive to keep wars going as long as possible.

We basically subsidize them whether we buy from Amazon or not.

That dude wouldn’t last a day at Quiznos.

Oh, Sean. We haven’t considered you a Catholic for a very long time.

But what if Brendan IS annoying? Like, all the time, everywhere?

To be serious, I like the way Spanish deals with temporary states of being. “Tengo hambre” — I have hunger, not “I am hungry.”

… in that layer ABOVE the franchisee accepting less profit for distribution of ingredients & supplies, and the franchise owner charging lower fees.

And THEY’RE the ones who want to convince everyone that higher minimum wage leads to job loss & higher prices, when what it does is cut their profits.

For non-franchise businesses, this means the one open avenue without touching profits is sourcing cheaper ingredients, but that’s not possible for franchises, who have to use a dedicated corporate supply chain or broadline distributors. And that’s where the actual solution lies …

Todd Blanche is a piece of shit and the DOJ is not the President’s personal law firm.

(Butt stuff you should know)

No journalist/editor/content manager at news organizations should be using passive voice.

I’m going to start a campaign against passive voice in news articles.

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I would posit that actors, athletes, and musicians are the wealthy people most likely to have lived in the real world.

Likewise, dramatic price increases aren’t really a thing either, because fast food joints already charge what they estimate to be the maximum that the market will bear.

If they could charge $2.00 more for a burger and not have it affect sales, they’d already be doing that.

Trumptown, where every one-way street is named “Loyalty.”

Whenever the claim is made that this will reduce jobs, I wonder who believes that fast food places aren’t already running on the minimum number of employees possible.

Like, does anyone think employers are carrying extra people and scheduling unnecessary hours?

Man. Person. Camera. Jesus. Doctor.

The good news is: no tax on tips.

The bad news is: that dude is definitely not tipping you.

Known for winning every chili cookoff in France during her adult life.

It’s a Barnes & Noble and the employees definitely didn’t do that.