*flies you toward my treetop nest where you can see hooked beaks craning toward you hungrily*

*whisks you away*

91 gnats will be arriving at your location shortly

buck ee's omorashi billboard on I-10 west

you heinous cause you anus 😨

me: i feel like i can't really express myself online properly because the panopticon is too real and sometimes the idea of it just intimidates to the point of paralyzing dread

transfem björk: i just did my sjot

time is a hole

don't forget clarity of purpose

yeah im on the speculum

pouring one out

and brother it's starting to rain.

oh wait this might actually be my circus haha. and uh. i may in fact be one of the monkeys.

this one was about u all

Off the gelfsauce, behaving regrettably

and i saluted her

boys go to college to get more stupider girl go to jupiter because it suited her

in a better world those girls in middle school who developed extremely stylized and precise handwriting would be tagging tank cars

scanner collages

love this please keep us posted maybe daily progress pics or whatever you are comfortablr with

i thought going in the pit in socks and sandals was gonna be a bad idea little did i kno it would be the falling down twice and getting kicked in the head that got me

went on a 4 day diy tour w my band now i have to try to ride the high from that as long as i can

I am one of the millions of straight white American men who are being forced to walk on egg shells at work. In my case it’s because I work on the peeling line at the hard boiled egg factory, which was the only place I could find a job as a serial sexual harasser

just imagining it makes me giddy

i could create gourd heaven in my backyard

even the sensitive white boys have face tattoos now. what is to be done. what is to be done about it all.

this site sux for shitposting

Illustration of the comedy and tragedy masks, with the crying one blurred out

This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..

ontogenesis

Some of what clings is what keeps me alive and striving to better myself *puffs candy cigarette and exhales what is unmistakably tobacco smoke*