HAHAHAAA I see you, friend

Thank you for saying this. They won’t care about “peaceful”

Would you read a book about a middle aged woman who beats off to Link + Zelda fanfic (I am asking for research purposes only)

Jorts it’s great that you’re peeing in the sink! Easy cleanup

Today I saw a couple that was Running Together™️ while…holding hands? Like, fingers fully interlaced. Sickos

Kevin Costner and Pete Davidson announcing their relationship tomorrow

🤣

Imagine walking down the aisle at your own wedding, and your bridal song calls you a flibbertigibbet, a will o’ the wisp, a clown

What in the Mandela Effect? I could have sworn these have always been called Depends