There are 2 types of people. Avoid them both.

The Strait of Hormuz needs to have regular, predictable open hours or frankly they are going to lose me as a customer

GOOD LORD!!!

Please don't do that. You could strangle in some plastic.

Travis Allen 🇺🇸 (@TravisAllen02): "If billionaires are worried about a wealth tax they should get a second job and stop buying coffee and avocado toast and pull themselves up by their bootstraps and do a better job of saving."

The Simpsons character Helen Lovejoy crying "WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE WAREHOUSES"

The first post is from Captain Obvious™ (@TheFungi669) Karoline Leavitt: "President Trump's Truth Social post depicting him as Jesus was a doctored image." The second post is a reply from manny (@mannyfidel) Oh my god. Was trump told to tell the press that the image was "doctored," but misunderstood and told everyone that he was depicted as a "doctor?"

It is widely believed ol' pudding head heard a general say "incursion," but not having any military experience, and being bleach drinking stupid, he started calling his war an "excursion." Last Sunday nobody could understand why Trump thought doctors wore robes and had glowing hands. Now we know.

I don't like rapists.

It was just the nudge I needed to quit huffing paint.

I didn't get the tattoo because of her politics. I got it because she's so damn nerdy hot.

Enriched uranium please.

Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization. So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.

This meme uses a famous shot of Bill Murray from the film Groundhog Day to satirically suggest that threats to close the Strait of Hormuz are a repetitive, never-ending cycle in global news. "THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS CLOSED... AGAIN"

The New York Times International edition on Friday, April 3, 2026. The newspaper headline incorrectly expanded the acronym NATO as the "North American Treaty Organization" instead of the correct North Atlantic Treaty Organization.

This is not the Onion.

I’m so worried. What if he is OK?

I’m so worried. What if he is OK?

I’m so worried. What if he is OK?

I’m so worried. What if the President is OK?

There are rumors swirling because of this.

Share your defying of illegal orders

"KITTEN GAME" an impossible challenge instructs the viewer not to look at the small, fluffy tabby kitten positioned directly below the text, resulting in an immediate "GAME OVER"

#Caturday

IKR who uses a Four-In-Hand tie knot over the Full-Windsor. Heavens to Betsy.

That's how I want to go.

Middle Age Riot @middleageriot UNFUN FACT: Even if the Treasury Department printed Donald Trump's name on every bill for the next three years it wouldn't be as many times as it appears in the Epstein files.

If billionaires are worried about a wealth tax they should get a second job and stop buying coffee and avocado toast and pull themselves up by their bootstraps and do a better job of saving.

A sarcastic office-breakroom scene featuring a "58 DAYS" cake and a whiteboard crossing out the names of 2026 shooting victims Renee Nicole Good and Alex Pretti to celebrate a "New Agency Record" for ICE.

Cocaine-fueled sharks are on the prowl in the Caribbean — scientists blame partying tourists This puts the “white” in “Great White.”

This is why you shouldn't just blow up drug boats. Thanks Trump.

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Donald Trump's senility is easy recognizable if you watch him speak longer than a sound bite. How long before advisor Stephen Miller is forced to sedate Trump and prop him in front of a camera like Melakon did to John Gill in the Star Trek Original Series episode "Patterns of Force?"