And hung like a moose

a woman is sitting at a desk with a cup of coffee and a spoon in her mouth . ALT: a woman is sitting at a desk with a cup of coffee and a spoon in her mouth .

Watching Justin Bieber perform without generational nostalgia as a filter

So for $10 mil Justin will duet with YouTube but not with Billie Eilish? #coachella

At Coachella weekend 2, Justin Bieber is still on stage duetting with his childhood self in the most expensive midlife crisis that was ever put on display.

A neck tattoo is never the answer.

It would help if Justin Bieber didn’t go flat on his higher notes.

Trump-Epstein Class vs, Catholic Church!

Which global pedophile-protecting racket will win?

It was a bad idea for Madonna to squeeze into the same Coachella outfit she wore two decades ago. She looked very What Ever Happened to Baby Jane.

Judging by the popularity polls, all Coach accomplished by returning to #Survivor50 was to depart the game at a personal all-time low rating.

But you’re not intolerant of different points of view or anything

I am sat.

“I’m not a (hic!) alcoholic!”

Cheaper to buy a guillotine

It’s a SoCal institution

Republicans always find a way to blame Democrats for every move they make, even if it’s a total fiction

Beast talked like a power-crazed robot. Bragging about world records, being best “on the planet,” saying “consume” instead of “watch,” and “content” instead of “shows.” Creepy stuff.

#Survivor50 twists are now so poorly thought out that Jeff Probst is repeating the same mistakes made by the dreaded Big Brother 9.

Voting out pairs ruins good casting and makes the fans feel ripped off. Even Alison Grodner learned not to do this twice!

#survivor

I begin radiation today.

SNL UK’s Paddy Young looks like the flatmate you “accidentally” blow after a few drinks alone.

I’m never downloading TikTok to read that

Just looking at Iggy Pop makes my back hurt.

Good on him for never stopping. I can’t even watch, though. #coachella

Justin Bieber using his #Coachella set to surf ancient YouTube videos of himself will be seen as the moment that young Millennials experienced their first midlife crisis together.

Barry Manilow does the same thing in his concerts with clips from the ‘70s.

Make of that what ya will.
#coachella

I get now why Justin Bieber wore a red hoodie like Elliott from E. T.

It’s because just like E.T., Justin is phoning it in.

#coachella

Just so I understand this, Justin Bieber is unsure about performing, so he’s hiding from the audience inside a red hoodie and oversized boots?

A psychiatrist could feed their family for decades exploring that.

#coachella

I remember when David Byrne couldn’t get arrested. I saw True Stories at the first-run cinema — I was the only one in the audience and when I went to the bathroom, the projectionist shut it off.

Now he’s one of America’s most beloved and respected artistic elders. #coachella

David Byrne’s adorable percussionist is giving me a toothache for a boyfriend. #coachella

Just like the Republicans do to the Democrats.

It’s why revolutions happen.

Bernadette Peters

that’s a wig, right?

We’ve had a coup. Face it