I remember pouring over stats on on the website. 1 season later, after obsessing over the lack of minutes for Mason Toye, and Raheem Edwards, while listening to extra time weekly, I was truly in sicko camp. I cannot imagine someone with my background having the same experience today.
This is my exact journey into soccer fandom… I was a former American football player who had to learn about soccer because my kid’s team needed a coach. All while Minnesota was entering the league.
I wrote and posted this to Instagram a couple of days ago and it became my most-read poem ever. I’m honored I get to feel big feelings alongside you all. I’m posting it here too and want to use this space more consistently. Hello friends ❤️
Reason number 1,000 why I unsubscribed from them years ago. Support your local journalism y’all.
I do not understand this Kyle Duncan experiment. He’s arguably worse on both ends of the pitch as a wing back.
Why do we keep starting Duncan over Bongi?
If the Loons lose this weekend… remember there is hope.
How is Diaz still on the pitch at this point.
Damn beat me to it
Holler at your Minnesotans! Highly recommend getting set up on a rapid response network in signal.
Peak combination of Adderall, Diet Coke, Roy Cohn mentorship, and 400 million of inherited real estate.
Between this, and Hannibal Lector/er discourse, I believe we have achieved the second wave of BlueSky exceptionalism.
Cannibal Lectern
Whereas with SGA, the main risk will be fouling out all other players for thinking about breathing on him, and thusly unable to finish the game.
Aaahhhh, so that’s how we hit an elementary school.
Hell yeah
Ugggghhh why didn’t the loons bring him in?
Really shocked we didn’t lock that down. Sells tickets, could/would work on the field. I at least hope we fought for it vs throwing every dirt cheap option at the wall to see what sticks.
I don’t mind the other approach, this just seemed like too good of a fit.
Someone’s really mad that Europe did an end run around them with India.
If Wiebe takes his hat off for a baldy beardo reveal I’m shaving mine off.
Not surprising for Minnesota fans. Dotson will kill it in Schmetzer’s system
What is this dudes obsession with wearing jeans in water?! Has anyone seen his calves? Is this an implant gone wrong, or more of a Tobias Fünke never nude situation?
What about sharks in the poop
The agents lied as well. Ice is rotten to the core from top to bottom and needs to be removed ROOT AND STEM!
This one got me today… this captured the mood of exhaustion and perseverance that we are all feeling in such an incredible way.
lol… get me out of this timeline.
