A picture of a boxed Cheez-It branded pool float on a shelf. There are two people around the float, with one holding a box of Cheez-Its while the other grabs a cracker out of the box.
Would totally buy this if I had a pool.
Puppygirls? No, I'm just a cat.
OUGH 😻
the urge to pick someone up and throw them and then they explode when they land
feeling mega scrungly today, ough
Type of person that nominates 2fort is the same kind of person that buys CoD every year and complains that it keeps getting worse.
fuck it, No Man's Sky is now pokemon, why not.
My opinions on video games have finally clowned on me once again: the coin pusher game is actually pretty fun.
once in a lifetime... frying pan
hot dogs....
need to spend time figuring out how to customize the mech more in Dyson Sphere Program, if just to make it look more like Mewtwo.
🐲"So what does it feel like to be a cat?"
🐱"Mrow mrow mrow meow meow mrrrp prrrpppppp..."
🐲"What?"
🐱"Yo;u wouldn't understand."
you ever see an image and immediately go to "well, that's enough shitposts for today"
I'm up super duper late and this cold brew is not helping.
And they call the rice brand Minute despite the fact that it takes about 5 minutes to prepare.
Catching up to Warframe's current story content and the best question to ask about it is "When isn't the game's plot up to some shit?"
🐱"Look, if you give me access to a planet-spanning set of machinery to produce a massive, star-enclosing, power-generating structure, there's a non-zero chance I'll use it as a big, dumb vanity project."
🐲"Why are you like this?"
🐱"The universe is full of horrors, but I stay silly." [2/2]
A dyson sphere in Dyson Sphere Program, laid out to spell "SUB 2 TIDEN"
🐲"Wow, a ... what did you call it, a 'Dyson Sphere'? Very impre-- why does it say 'SUB 2 TIDEN'" [1/2]
oh it's gaslight brainrot day today.
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i think halo's a good game. april fool's. honk honk.
I made cold brew coffee so I can be creature faster.
Bothering my cats by petting them
gartic phone but it's only simpsons references. bartic phone.
Hard mode also has hands, except now you have time pressure.
Rabbit and Steel's normal mode actually has hands, wtf.
thinking about Piccadilly cafeteria again and HOUGH
more from the polls,,,, it was always flattering when people wanted to see someone of mine haha
Picked up Rabbit and Steel and holy moly why'd I wait this long to pick it up, this kinda rules???
dumping video onto Bluesky is actually kinda dumb.
exactly three minutes long (180 seconds, 60 FPS, 10800 frames): no, fuck you, go to hell.
drop the last frame off the end to make it 10799 frames? sure, fine, ship it.
A screenshot of a popup in Dyson Sphere Program announcing the first creation of an item 45 hours into the current playthrough. "Gravity Matrix - You've produced the first Gravity Matrix on 45:16:22. It's one of the five source codes that maintain the CentreBrain simulation. The creation of the Gravity Matrix ends the centuries-old debate over quantum field theory and general relativity. Finally, they became unified at some point."
Going nowhere fast.
Beefy Rivet