NEWS: A federal judge has saved the 15th Street protected bike lane (for now), saying the decision to remove the lane running from Constitution Avenue to the Tidal Basin was "arbitrary and capricious and not the result of reasoned decision-making." It was to be removed this week.

Coworker: what are you listening to?
Me: oh, uh, an audiobook
Coworker: what’s it about?
Me: it’s… sort of a political biography

The political biography

Refer to vaccinations as "business continuity plans" in order to give it a capitalist spin.

🕊️💜

Fallout 4 be like

I don't know which Virginians need a reminder to go vote but if you haven't , get to the polls

and vote YES

Doing Nukaworld without having met Preston yet is the right way to go.

I can finally do Raider settlements without the sentimentality

"Biden skippers" slide deck

"Biden skippers" slide deck

"Biden skippers" slide deck

Why they didn't vote:

If you’re gonna use the jail to be in the collaborator business then yea, Sean, someone else ought to be running it

never bet against the house 😈

game changer s8 premieres may 18th 🎉

We took two of the best guitar players in the world and put them in a cornfield

And you will watch it for decades

Share someone dressed in white.

Replicated on my own Mac with Claude desktop app installed but I never added any browser extensions to co-work myself

You really Trump/Kennedy Centered that like it was the Strait of Hormuz (degrogatory)

pollen season makes my brain foggy but it also makes my voice sound like Tom Jones

So trade off?

I will absolutrly criticize people for attending. It’s a grotesque spectacle nobody who cares about press freedom should dignify with their presence.

Yup. In Fo4 you are a synth. Whether you choose to discover it or not. It's canon.

let's make a cultural value judgment: palantir are a bunch of execrable fascist shitheads and their ideas go against the basis of every civilized country on earth, from which they should be extirpated like the intellectual cancer they are

When your cat is sleeping on your lap and he keeps reflexively grabbing your knee for reassurance

When I saw that in sixth grade as my first theater rated R movie I imprinted on it like a baby duckling

Now realizing my mistake

When pushing my little cart around the neighborhood shouting "sharp knives! Who wants a sharp knife? I'll make sure you get the sharp knife from me!"

Was not the best advertising for my mobile knife sharpening business

All this supposed money from tariffs and slashing of government programs

But my taxes didn't go down one bit

Check out the Exile podcast narrated by Mandy Patinkin

passkey is imho one of the most important security developments that touch consumers and also one of the worst consumer rollouts i ever witnessed because every company involved treats everything like an enterprise customer solution

The Strait of Hormuz is open but only captains who enter

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at the passcode screen

Are you telling me it’s a surprise THIS GUY drinks himself into a coma?

This has got to be the most cucked thing I've ever seen.

You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.