Kristi Noem’s husband wants you to put the lotion in the basket

Netflix should play the “duh-dun” sound effect whenever there’s a home run
#OpeningNight

Geriatric leadership Dems & entire MSM cannot grasp how camera phones have radicalized LE bros

Countdown to Real World Duffy saying “LaGuardia crash caused by woke”

Sad to see America during the In Memoriam
#Oscars

Kristi Noem’s probably been told she’s the new Secretary of Instagram

Tonight’s a good night to learn what Truman’s VP Allen Barkley was doing when it happened
#SOTU

Wayne Gretzky will show up to the White House when Team USA is honored and open the ceremony by blowing Trump
#WinterOlympics #goldmedalgame

Can’t wait to see how the Times covers this statement compared to AOC

And everyone involved will be MSNBC pundits in 15 years

Writing this article and filling it with praise is the best example of the George Carlin “it’s a big club, and you ain’t in it” bit

Tomorrow, the Times will follow up with 13 of their columnists calling these voters “woke” with every other word, and call them the biggest threat to the country

They may say that privately to a pollster, but they’d gleefully storm the Capitol again tomorrow if he says he deserves a third term

Archbishop Hicks should walk into St Patrick’s Cathedral reppin’ Joliet w the Cab Calloway Blues Brothers stage intro

Does “Melania” end with her staring out the window of Trump’s Bedminster golf club and realizing the patch of grass she sees will one day be her tax break usefulness to him?

10 years into this and you’re preaching false hope

Refresh our phones til we get that “pitch in $5 right now” email from Schumer asking us to add our names to the do-nothing stern letter he’s gonna send

Easter used to be the only day you would hunt for eggs

The husbands of everyone on the #BlueOrigin space trip are calling it Operation Goomar

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

Green Day should ring the Wall Street opening bell while playing Time Of Your Life as our 401K’s are taken off life support
#Trumptariffs

Remembering when Jim Cramer called Pelosi “Crazy Nancy” in an interview w her

Saying goodbye to our 401K’s as the markets open
#tariffs

Imagine Cory Booker tags in Adrien Brody
#filibuster

Schumer’s gotta be on the phone w Republicans to see how he can help them stop Cory Booker’s filibuster

They have the world’s easiest job. Check if anyone that applies is a legacy, then figure out how much Dad will donate to the school. Mindless work

Chuck Schumer is the poster boy of pathetic wimps. Absolutely incapable of grasping whats happening & permanently stuck in 1983 country club society. Time for a new generation of Dems to rise from the ashes of these cowardly wimps afraid of unease at Park Avenue cocktail parties

Same for seeing the selective amnesia of our media avoid it

And yet, 10 Decorum-crats have other concerns

Where were these Decorum-crats when MTG and Lady Bettlejuice threw their attention fits during Biden’s SOTU?