John Chena!

The "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?" meme with the glowing green skeleton guy from a DC show of some sort I think I don't know.

"Hey, sorry gang, $30 a month didn't work. Will you still do $23?" like they're haggling at a flea market despite having more money than god

impossible to overstate how poisonous this shit is. dudes on the street smiling and waving at your toddler are an indicator of a happy and functional community

I honestly could not even fathom how to respond to “how should I ask the plagiarism robot a question“. Total brain worms.

Enjoy your plague, buddy. Woof.

Screenshot from ManaBox showing the top cost cards in this box, which include Riddlekeeper, a foil Kessig Flamebreather, Mizzix's Mastery, Fanatical Offering, Hunter's Insight, and Runaway Steam-Kin, which at the time of this posting are worth $12, $6.88, $5.31, $2.09, $1.34, and $1.29, respectively.

3/4 of the way through scanning these cards and I've made my money back and then some. And I needed the Flamebreather and Mizzzix's Mastery! #magicthegathering

This just in, shocking no one...

Photo of Trump in a wide stance during a press gaggle. It looks like he shit his pants and is trying to get comfortable with his shit filled diaper.

Funny you'd use that terminology, as it seems he may have done that in the last week.

We need to stop them immediately

One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.

The graves of multiple children have been defaced.

One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.

Wild to keep hearing anti-AI sentiment described as an "echo chamber" by people who pretend there's never been a coercive dogshit marketing campaign actively pissing people off about it for two years or any no-opt-out half-baked shovelware making everyone's PCs and phones worse

in the early days of the net websites used to have messages like "welcome to my amazing webzone, i hope you enjoy the things i've collected that represent my strange mind." now they're just like "by clicking this box you agree to recieve targeted advertisements in your dreams"

A clip from The New York Times reads: "But only the entities that officially paid the tariffs are eligible to recover that money. That means that the fuller universe of people affected by Mr. Trump’s policies — including millions of Americans who paid higher prices for the products they bought — are not able to apply for direct relief. The extent to which consumers realize any gain hinges on whether businesses share the proceeds, something that few have publicly committed to do. Some have started to band together in class-action lawsuits in the hopes of receiving a payout."

The average American family paid $1,700 in tariffs last year, according to the bipartisan Congressional Joint Economic Committee. Few will ever see any of that money back. The refunds will go to companies, if doled out at all. What a joke.

My head says Silverquill, but my heart also says Silverquill.

2006 era Facebook log in screen

Around 2006ish

Is it really a censored design if the designers of the game redesign their game to replace the child robot's bike shorts with a weird mesh thing to stop the perverts from being perverts?

"Chat monster" oh to be present at the birth of the modern internet again.

A closed rectangular cardboard box full of Magic The Gathering cards.

Asked myself last week “should I go spend $13 on 2-3 packs of Magic cards or should I cash in some Bing points and get 1000+ cards for $13?

Hell yeah, Jesse

He needs to save some handsome for the rest of us.

walk off balk in a 21 inning game is the single most baseball sicko thing that can possibly happen and I’m sad we didn’t get a World Series game that ended like this last year

a man in a suit and tie is saying " oh that 's terrible " Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying " oh that 's terrible "

Seems like it.

“No holds no lowballing” on a local yard sale post and the photos are of a broken plastic bowl from Dollar Tree and a half used box of tissues.

I used to be a Battlefield and Gears of War sweat until one day it clicked in my brain that I wasn’t having fun anymore. Still fun to go back to and visit but there’s just too many games out there.

For some reason the art screams “Animaniacs still” (complimentary)

Have you ever considered that Bluesky is simply trying to take a nap?

Hello everyone! If you make Resident Evil fan art, cosplay, videos, streams, music covers, whatever, please leave links and pictures to your stuff in the replies! I'm planning a 30th anniversary video for RE just like I did five years ago! I will feature YOU in my video! 👇

I hate that I understand this reference