ANCIENT GREEK PRO WRESTLING PROMOTER: ok so you're going to be what's known as a "heel"
ACHILLES: fuck you

a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor . Alt: "I'm doing my part!" Starship Troopers meme

When I repost a friend's standup reel and my non-comedy friends like it

MsILF

Don't you mean Bichael?

The real war on Christmas is climate change send tweet

Two separate times I've told people what movie I saw and thought "how fucking pretentious do I wanna sound?" before deciding on saying the French or English title

I gotta reread that book

Branding 😎

Film poster for L'étranger (the stranger id you don't know French), a new adaptation of the Albert Camus novel

Il est l'heure

gonzo the muppet wearing a suit. he is inside an ornate floral frame. below the frame is text that reads "gender failure". the image is textured to look grainy and printed.

gender failure gonzo

The Vince McMahon meme: Having friends Having friends who live near you Having friends who live near you and take transit Running into your friends on the bus

Ran into @rozphy.bsky.social on the red line

The phone is pretty bad but it *is* very nice to have a dumb thought, send it to your friend, and know you made them laugh

I have been informed that the countdown is within a week 🙏🏻🕯🔮

what is the charge. what crime has been done

I definitely referred to you as "my buddy Lumberjack" in conversations with people who don't know you when our friendship first crossed into irl

D. Never had 'em for my deadname either

has anyone noticed the 420 magic from when we were kids is all gone now?

bugs bunny and daffy duck are standing next to a sign that says duck rabbit on it ALT: bugs bunny and daffy duck are standing next to a sign that says duck rabbit on it

strait of hormuz update

I mean it would suck for her if she landed, looking forward to reuniting with Imani, and he got boo'd up with mystery gal

👁👄👁 indeed

VERY off topic, but please Google "Cameroon First Lady hair" and enjoy the journey.

Oh mon dieu 💀

*stares directly at the camera*

Straight dudes on LinkedIn also need to be told this

Joined a queer networking app that includes "this is not a dating app" in its rules/norms you have to agree to

being trans on top of this rules

It's hard to pick just one of Miss Polly

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet