Happy 420 the pizza delivery driver is bringing me a slice of cheesecake

Yes! The bad ones!

weed is so fun these dry tortilla chips are the best thing i’ve ever eaten

if you see this, post something orange from your gallery

Outdoor GF, Tick Check BF

Why does George Jones look like Jim Carrey here?

It always throws me off to hear Goku's real voice

The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars

• It will be turned into a parody site of itself

• Has the support of the Sandy Hook families

“A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered"

(via Variety)

A 10-Year-Old Girl Wrote to NASA Asking Them to ‘Restore Pluto to a Planet,’ and NASA’s chief Replied with Four Words No One Expected

"No way. Fuck off."

Bought a rando bag of garnets from an estate auction and noticed one might be color change and it was

And now it’s mine.

It's so good!!

I looooved WordPress back in the day as a CMS but good god is it ever bloated down now. I like Ghost, but also expensive for what is just basically gonna be me posting crazy talk

Grocery store had LAPSANG SOUCHONGGG hell yeah I love tea that tastes like my great aunt's livingroom 🥰

Please do!!!

Me too :(

Open for hygienic business!

I used to be shy to write because I can't even spell my name or know what a verb is, but now it's like HEY! AT LEAST I MADE THIS JUMBLED CONCOCTION WITH MY DRUG-ADDLED BRAIN AND NOT CHATDBZ!

Trying to figure out a place to host my conspiracy blog that won't immediately suspend my account but also has cute premade layouts that I can tailor to my whims and fancies

When will we evolve (devolve?) to only having one cavity for everything!!

I hate that we all constantly fall for this shit!!!

✨😊✨

I'm really good at sounding like a 200 year old bagpipe with COPD in the morning lately!

I live in Drumheller lol so we have a lot of touristy dino shit so of course we have a statue of a t rex playing hockey and drinking coffee in the corner being cheered on by kawaii timbits n shit

Close up of the T-Rex guy

At Tim Hortons talking to all the old men trying to eat a sandwich rn

But seriously... *makes some very fucked up and startling sounds with my head*

You like my drip? It's postnasal!

Lmao

Tim Curry plays poker with John Goodman in his most iconic role.

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry, best known for his work on the fifth season of Roseanne.

*slowly climbing in* 🪜