It's bad enough trying to get a pram around on most pavements with the shit standards of parking we have these days without a lot of robots driving swiss rolls about.
Posts by Pat Ashe
Sorry if you need to use the pavement for a buggy or a wheelchair or just don't want to be filmed without consent but a bunch of fucking shite "robots" controlled by people paid fuck all in other countries have to be all over the pavement now so that people can snacks delivered to their front door.
Recently a bunch of Uber Eats robots started up in my local neighbourhood and I've never been more tempted to start carrying a sledge hammer around with me at all times.
Put this quote on every single local election leaflet: bsky.app/profile/erne...
To be fair Peter Hujar's Day was a pretty good film (that me and one other person watched at the screening I was at).
Can't wait to see the supply teacher who can't control the year 8 maths lesson vibes later.
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It being set in one city is such a step down from the previous Legends game, never feels like a big adventure, just running round the same place with new wild zones getting added randomly.
One of those Japanese World War II holdouts surrendering years after the war has ended.
Me when I finally agree to post to stories rather than the main grid.
I enjoy the pointless exercise that is posting on the grid on Instagram in 2026.
The 3 or 4 people who still happen to be looking at the main feed and the algorithm decides I should connect with are worth posting for damnit.
A big green egg by the lakeside.
I really enjoyed this big green egg.
Some sheep in front of a fucked up birdhouse.
A load of fucked up tentacles made of sheep’s wool and shears in a church.
A statue that looks like it is covered in clothes and green paint.
A cage semi submerged in the lake.
Lovely amble round the ol’ Yorkshire Sculpture Park.
A big bed of wild garlic next to a log, my foot is in the bottom right of the picture
Chicken thighs cooked in a lovely green curry sauce in a dish on a wooden table.
Yesterday we did our annual wild garlic forage followed by cooking the annual Meera Sohda’s wild garlic chicken curry.
I love this dish I only eat once a year, never disappoints, always feels like the proper beginning of spring for me.
It’s always important to hate BAFTA.
Also do support this game and the dev through this utter shithousery.
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Pretty sure I’ve seen this act at some warehouse gig
The second annual Culture Shock festival (from the folks at @celluloidscreams.bsky.social) kicks off at Sheffield's Showroom Cinema in just two weeks. You won't find more eclectic genre programming – Possession, A Chinese Ghost Story, Dead Mountaineer's Hotel, R.O.T.O.R. – anywhere else.
It’s important to mostly post just to entertain yourself.
Liam Gallagher from Oasis singing into a microphone.
“HAPPINESS FOR EVERYBODY, FREE OF CHARGE, AND MAY NO ONE BE LEFT BEHIND!”
A copy of Definitely Maybe by Arkady and Boris Strugatsky on a yellow duvet. The cover is a painting of a face in front of various abstract shapes and swirls. At the top of the book is the bold text “Best Of Soviet SF”.
It’s amazing that the Strugatskys predicted the Britpop era decades before it happened.
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calvin (from calvin and hobbes) is sitting on the floor next to a record player. his dad walks up and says "using this template? I'll show you something uninteresting"
My favourite thing about "dad game" discourse rolling around again and again is when everyone gets a little gender essentialist with it, just a little bit as a treat.
my game is still 40% off for a while so if u wanna buy it then its . cheaper than it will be soon
Anthology of the Killer is OUT NOW on PS5 and Nintendo Switch!
The groundbreaking and dreamlike, IGF Nuovo-winning horror-comedy series from legendary auteur thecatamites, is finally on console!
Play once and remember forever.
Saw the trailer for that Michael Jackson biopic last night and just as it ended someone in the cinema yelled “paedo” so I think they’ve got a hit on their hands.
Moves of the Diamond Hand - out now! store.steampowered.com/app/2778210/...
(Unfortunately not my photo, if only I owned this)
A box for a cheap knock off game boy featuring 240 games sold by the package holiday company Tui.
You can keep your Steamdecks and your Nintendo Switches, I want a real portable games console.
A great way to spend 5 hours if you are at a loose end and want to watch lots of utter nonsense.
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Me when I want the audience to experience a scary mummy