🎶 hold me closer tiny necromancer

Would be more interesting than some stuff I’ve worked on in recent years.

I’m available for extraneous apostrophe patrol. Only $50/hour!

(absolutely not noticing the extraneous apostrophe)

Uh oh! They’re getting into a tofu!

(anechoic void)

#ASMR

* Clitoris sold separately

but does it have pockets?

Damn. He thought his response was so very clever.

70s tv was rather peculiar.

(Or it was a fake headline.)

* faints dramatically *

stashing the name away for consideration next time I get a cat

ghostwang

OUTKICK Ivanka Trump has the angry libs on high alert as she slides into an amazing dress, Waffle House chaos & MEAT! AAU parents are dealing with sticker shock By Joe Kinsey • OutKick Published April 20, 2026 11:39am EDT

That’s too much sliding Ivanka

Headline: "The power of verbs (and why you should never use an adverb)", but I've crossed out the adverb "never"

Well OK, if you insist

Without stating your age, post a movie that was released when you turned 18.

* swoon *

Mr. McGuire: I just want to say one word to you. Just one word.
Benjamin: Yes, sir.
Mr. McGuire: Are you listening?
Benjamin: Yes, I am.
Mr. McGuire: Alt-text.
Benjamin: Exactly how do you mean?
Mr. McGuire: There’s a great future in alt-text. Think about it. Will you think about

It's 10 years today since Prince died.
So a reminder of this, that happened on the other place, because sometimes sadness can still bring laughter.

I keep a cheese locker next to the bed

Saw the news.

Excellent work!

album cover for “Pet Sounds” by the Beach Boys they’re feeding goats, which is a very rock n roll thing to do

tkmaxxing if you’re in the UK

Mmmmm, eye scream!

🄲🄸🅃🄰🅃🄸🄾🄽 🄽🄴🄴🄳🄴🄳

Five raccoons sit on corner bench seating around a table.

one of us either needs to take grandma to the optometrist or tell her no more cats

Clapping on which beats?

Much judgement hinges on the answer.

20% off everything at my local reefer store!

Still from the first Lord of the Rings movie showing Saruman speaking to Gandalf with text that reads "Your love of the halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind."

fuck you man