VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Finished Veep, Gary my dude 😭

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Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

Couldn't live in the past, I'm wfh in the garden and I own an air fryer. Would it be nice to have the basics like a house and clean seawater sure. But my linda mccartneys are crispy in 8 mins flat

Pre-Raphaelite exhibit at Cartwright Hall explores LGBT+ stories The exhibition features reflections from Bradford's Equity Partnership.

Pre-Raphaelite exhibition explores LGBT+ stories www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Photo of Leo the cat

Photo of a baby wild cat that has the same expression

heated chivalry

Admire anyone who can write intelligent satire under these conditions (President Trump potentially followed by President Butt)

Selfie of Eleanor with sunglasses for the first time this year.

Eleanor outside a pub in the sun with half a cider.

Sun came out, half a pint, pretended it was a whole pint to feel like the BFG. Thriving

‘This craving to go viral is tiresome’: the artists who’re sick of the pressure to promote on social media From Stewart Lee in his wolf costume to Werner Herzog’s big steak sizzle-up, artists are now under huge duress to ‘chase the algorithm’ and reach audiences. Many of them are hitting burnout – and hitt...

As someone who (begrudgingly) turned the camera on themselves on insta this week for promo, I wanted to speak with artists - musicians, comics, writers, actors, gamers - to see how they are feeling about the pressures of making short form video content. www.theguardian.com/culture/2026...

A picture of a library shelf with a small rolled up note on it. The note says “read this” in child’s handwriting.

A picture of the note unrolled. In the same child’s handwriting it reads “beware of the future!!”

Still thinking about this note I found in the children’s section of the public library when I worked there back in 2018. This kid tried to warn us…

LGBTQ+ Shorts & Stand-Up | The Arzner - London's LGBTQ+ Cinema, Cafe & Cocktail Bar Fri 22 May

London friends!

I'm bringing a shorts & standup night to The Arzner Cinema - you can watch my film and a few more funny ones, and then see performances from some of the stand-ups in the films. Like when the girl from The Ring crawled out the TV.

📅 22nd May
🎫 thearzner.com/TheArzner.dl...

A text reading "the vet said: a chunky boy"

I will not repeat the 90s I will not continue the cycle I will not repeat the 90s
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I'm putting my son on a diet

Taskmaster renewed for six more series - British Comedy Guide Channel 4 has ordered six more series of Taskmaster, keeping the hit show on the channel for three more years. The network has also said UK viewers will now be able to watch the format via YouTube.

Taskmaster renewed for six more series: www.comedy.co.uk/tv/news/8699...

He's busy trying to catch a fly but I'll tell him later

The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.

His other mum thinks he's too young for pyramid schemes :/

Picture of Eleanor's ginger cat asleep on the bed.

Poor guy he's not even heard of the manosphere :(

Teach PE

My boyfriend (a journalist) was scheduled to interview Liza Minnelli over the phone this evening. I was unaware of this...

Liza rang our landline. I answered, mid-way through a mini Battenberg, and told her she had the wrong number. No one is speaking to me.

I’m reading Liza Minnelli’s autobiography, and it’s summoning some serious trauma from 11 years ago…

David Lynch "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE!"

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

My colombian gf is obsessed with only connect because "they literally wouldn't make it anywhere else"

Still of someone holding a piece of paper with a "Finalist Pigeon laughs short film competition" laurel on

My short Slag-Offers is a finalist in the Pigeon Laughs Short Comedy film festival tomorrow, shout out to the lads in Cardiff please enjoy

Did you enjoy fools spring? Idiots spring? No GCSEs annual sunshine trick? Blossom season for morons? Nitwits new year?

I hope when I get married this is how people talk about my wedding day

In Britain this is considered the highest form of praise.

Last night's success means the green light for SNL FR led by famous double act Macron and cheese

Is it end times for comedians having to pitch their shows as drama/comedy, travel/comedy, reality/gameshow/shopping channel/advert/comedy?

Genuinely hopeful that #SNLUK might cause a little shift in comedy TV commissioning

The underagé sketch was a stunner #SNLUK