You're so cool.

Head directly to your 24 hour pie shop

Yeah?

It can't sea you though.

And yet, when you taste it, it's upsettingly reminiscent of old crab.

A tall concrete sea wall from the beach side, with a flight of steps. Green seaweedy stuff covers the lower half of the wall and steps.

The sea wall is looking good tonight.

Arrrrrgghhh

True nightmare fodder, 100%

What, at the cinema?! Woweee!

I STAND BY IT, SIR

Two eggs? Madman.

I weigh more than this bell.

A little bell in its pit.

Tiny tiny baby bells.

A belfry with some bell wheels and the louvred window.

I'm among the bells.

yesssssss

Maybe it'll come back after the digital apocalypse. Maybe one day people will care about inlay cards again.

I had to relearn how to rip CDs to MP3 recently, which first involved remembering how external disc drives work, and it took me an embarrassing amount of time.

Vibe code your mum.

Yes, do let me know if you would like any of these recipes.

The front cover of the Usborne Guide to the Supernatural World

Genuinely the most influential book of my childhood.

Those are some lovely boards.

You are part of the problem, I see.

Ooh la la

I bet it's just the same as the side we can see anyway, ie quite plain really.

And don't get me started on that moonfaced moon fella.

This is cool. The sky is full of surprises.

Caesar Childfree.

It's very disappointing

Wirral FUSS Free UniformS for School

That's not how acronyms work, c'mon people what are we doing here?!

A slice of sponge cake with lemon yellow icing and blueberries.

Some 'lost the quarter after a painful 10 minutes of shoddy ringing that made it clear we should not make a further attempt' consolation cake.

Sponge cake with jam and coconut topping.

I'd never heard of it until I moved to the Wirral, but it's all over the place here. My primary school's main cake line (Oxon, 1980s) was this business: