Can't believe we haven't scored yet... #phillies

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<stretches after a long winters nap>

Kruk's back!! #Phillies

John Kruk in his playing days, smiling while wearing his Phillies BP jersey.

Pitchers and catchers, everybody. Let’s get after it today.

John Kruk's BEST MOMENTS of 2025!

He's one of a kind.

Enjoy 10 minutes of our favorite @JohnKruk moments of the season🤣

https://youtu.be/8urpzTm9ibU

does kruk know we miss him? is he at the ocean city acme? what are his thoughts on the 9x9x9? what polo is he wearing tonight? does he know that harper's new baby has the middle name Three?

Thank you, Kruk and TMac, for such a lively and often humorous season. Can't wait to have ya'll back in 2026 and the stories we're bound to hear! ♥️ ⚾ 🔔

#Phillies #RedOctober #RingTheBell

Thank you, Kruk and TMac, for such a lively and often humorous season. Can't wait to have ya'll back in 2026 and the stories we're bound to hear! ♥️ ⚾ 🔔

#Phillies #RedOctober #RingTheBell

You think Marsh talks in his sleep?

Could you imagine if time was so distorted that they would need to take Big Ben down and reprogram it?

<a few seconds later>

Who are we playing?

Philosopher King John Kruk: "the person who invented the first clock ever...how did that person know what time it was?"

The person who invented the clock. How did the person know what time it was?

“If I ever become a vegan will you just punch me in the face as hard as you can?” -John Kruk

I probably shouldn't say this, but it (the @franklininstitute.bsky.social) was a lot more interesting to me than the Smithsonian

♥️

Know what I found out at the Franklin Institute?

TMac: You went to the Franklin Institute?!

I did. 25 lbs of pressure if someone is attacking you and you can rip their ear off. It's the same amount of pressure to open a pickle jar. And you can rip their ear off.

Know what I found out at the Franklin Institute?

TMac: You went to the Franklin Institute?!

I did. 25 lbs of pressure if someone is attacking you and you can rip their ear off. It's the same amount of pressure to open a pickle jar. And you can rip their ear off.

I had a good first step today. The rest of them were terrible, but…

I just hope they keep it clean, Tom. I don't want to hurt my virgin ears.

Did I ever tell you we were cutting down trees on my place in West Virginia, and some guy started shooting at us?