“look out, rambo” is so fucking funny

Trump watching stop or my mom will shoot and yelling “look out, Rambo!”

The Masque of the Red Death, but Red Death is just trying to contact Prospero about his car's extended warranty.

A Las Vegas neon sign of a cowboy, affectionately called Vegas Vic, in downtown on fremont street. He’s pointing to himself with one thumb in the air like a hitchhiker. He has on a yellow plaid shirt, blue jeans, boots, a red bandanna, and a brown cowboy hat, all in neon.

The iconic neon sign "Vegas Vickie" now located inside the lobby of the Circa Resort & Casino on Fremont Street in downtown Las Vegas. She sits with one leg kicked over a bent knee, she wears all white, boots, a tasseled skirt. Halter top, cravat, and hat.

slide into my dms if you look like this

Vintage photo with the tall cowboy sign

Fremont & Main, Las Vegas, c. 1956

every time i want to say “i’m not reading all that” i remind myself that we are in a literacy crisis and force myself to power through it

cute girl on the bus: what are you listening to?

(in my airpods) 𝐼 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑑𝑎 𝑡𝑜𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑡. 𝑂𝑜𝑔𝑎 𝐵𝑜𝑜𝑔𝑎! 𝐼’𝑚 𝑑𝑎𝑡 𝑇𝑜𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑀𝑎𝑛!

me: Beethoven

now i wanna watch GUTS

r/AmItheAsshole

I (22m) untied the green ribbon around my gf's (21f) neck and her head fell off

it’s so funny that the drunk tv host in charge of the military is like “real warriors don’t need vaccines” when all the greatest generals in history would have done anything for a jab that kept their armies safe from disease

Took an edible and had a major brainstorm: "Edibles... but without THC!" and that's the story of how I invented food.

logging on to the 10 years ago internet

Very friendly very very skinny black and tan dog

So uhh.

She followed me home.

if i did marry juana then weed live happily ever after

Secretary of War Pete Hegs... • © • 39m The War Department is once again restoring freedom to our Joint Force. We are discarding the mandatory flu vaccine requirement, effective immediately.

General George Washington required Continental Army soldiers be inoculated for smallpox. We would not have won independence if he hadn’t.

You dumb chucklefuck.

mf said pick my up

mf said pick my up

i was visiting a friend filming on location in nyc just after it became legal there. a our friend had just gotten us kicked out of the most amazing club id ever been to, just outside her hotel in Brooklyn, and shared a puff with a rapper, a beautiful german couple, and two guys from a wedding party.

remembering videos that soldiers put out at the start of quarantine (that they weren’t allowed to take advantage of). they’d just tape off a section six feet away from wherever they were out in the field and let them wallow in pain in the sun. Soldiers and their health have always been expendable.

I know several people who have had the flu this year, and they described it as the sickest they have ever felt. My sister developed pneumonia.

movers and shakers, all

in the 90s I probably had forty phone numbers memorized. today it's three and one of them is 911

Timeline cleanse: I just got on a bus. An elderly woman was trying to pay but her card didn’t work. She was standing flustered by the driver. A boy, maybe 12 or 13 years old, who was queuing to get on said to the bus driver, “sir can I pay for her?” and then went ahead and paid for her

As a former journalist I want to highlight an inaccuracy in your article regarding Alf Hog

California voting guide with: Max Fomin I NO PARTY PREFERENCE Will veto mileage tax, suffocate homelessness, assassinate unemployment, nuke crime, house the unhoused, prosecute corruption, generate$, like my coffee iced out.

Sure, you can vote for California gubernatorial candidates like Tom Steyer or Steve Hilton, but do they have a plan to nuke crime and assassinate unemployment?

Jealous (Remix) YouTube video by Nick Jonas - Topic

monday songs

i feel like if ai is going to cause mass unemployment, leading to the introduction of ubi, which will be funded by (??) taxing the few companies that remain (??), we could get a head start on that by taxing those companies and introducing ubi right now

Silicon Valley has forgotten what normal people want Did the tech industry get high on its own supply?

from the annals of getting high on your own supply (gift link) www.theverge.com/tldr/915176/...