SO TRUE

We need to get these old fogeys of both parties out of there!!! Retire bitch!!!! why do you want to die IN CONGRESS of all places

Why does every dentist office I’ve had email me on my birthday. Why is that an industry norm for dentists of all things?

Frankly Fergus sounds like such a wet paper bag that possibly you could just be like “say fergus, how about you just rubber stamp my decisions and then you don’t have to make them” and then run him like a puppet

Ahhhhhhhhh!! We have to make this a huge release like…out of spite

Awake but at what cost 💀

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

But wow no one seems good at the end of this season???? Worried for them?? #ThePitt

I literally saw Isa Briones KILLING IT on Broadway with my own eyeballs TWO DAYS AGO so this karaoke scene is sending me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #ThePitt

Me pointing at the fireworks: WRONG. they should be off the point on the river 😂😂😂😂 #ThePitt

I spend a lot of time looking away from the grossness lol. But the drama and commentary is so top notch!

I LOVE that #ThePitt is highlighting these parents that prioritize the image of parenting over their own children - that anti vaxxer measles mom the first season and now this “wild pregnancy” numbskull. It’s just screaming “you are not good parents!!! You are a danger to your own children!”

Okay The Pitt finale!!!

My own house!!! My own shower!! My own stuff!!!!!🥰🥰🥰

THE SCRUNGLIEST WET CAT PROTAG

Noooooooooooooo

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It’s sooooooooooo stupid!!!!!! Like my stupid conservative grandpa was baffled that ppl didn’t want a free covid shot bc they’d fucking lived through not having vaccines!!! This didn’t have to be an idealogical position!!!

Those shoes are so cute!!! It’s so annoying how correct that is also 😭😭😭

And just as you are wondering “is that their chicken???” One of the women steps into the bush, picks it up, kisses it on the head, and then stuffs it into her tote bag. Just…,taking her chicken out for a walk??

ALSO I would like you all to imagine being in the cloisters herb garden and then you look over the wall below and go “is that a fucking chicken?” And there’s two women also watching the chicken. The chicken is roaming around these bushes

I’m not used to the walking and also my respiratory system is throwing in the towel ahhhh

Very excited to get on a train later and just veg out for 8 hours

I think that’s enough nyc for me for a while. Feet dying. Congested as fuck. Brain tired.

Whhhhhhhhhhhhy god don’t they set up a tram or something

In NYC!

The Cloisters!

I do want to know what happened to the relicts that were supposed to be in all these reliquaries they had tho

A bed of beautiful tulips in shades of pink in bloom

I hope you have enjoyed “thoughts I had at the cloisters”. Almost all of it was genuinely lovely and I had a great time!!! 10/10 do recommend, even if they decided to put it on top of a huge hill for some fucking reason

The torso of a carved wood crucifix. It is missing the head and arms and legs. But it’s is still really well carved. For some reason the loincloth is painted a festive red green and gold

When you can’t bring salvation to humanity if you ain’t cute