had a dream last night of a guy hugging me from behind and holding onto me for dear life as he humped my folds and whimpered directly into my ear. he didn’t even insert himself. he was begging the whole time to do so. woke up and made my coffee in a daze.
…so any volunteers-
had a dream last night of a guy hugging me from behind and holding onto me for dear life as he humped my folds and whimpered directly into my ear. he didn’t even insert himself. he was begging the whole time to do so. woke up and made my coffee in a daze.
…so any volunteers-
On the gravestone: the version of me that could have existed if I wasn’t traumatized at a young age The guy’s text: the shittier version of me that currently exists
happy friday folks :^)
Living the good life 💜🧡
#werework
the name’s phasmid. phasmid azmer. weird name, I know.
look I know it’s April fools and I was fully planning on pranking you all but LOOK AT MY FLOWER BABIES
*sigh*
my lil darlings
OpenAI is shutting down its AI video platform Sora after it flopped
Disney is now exiting their $1B deal with OpenAI
need someone to eat me as enthusiastically as Zohran ate his Taco Bell
shout out to my cleanly bald folks out there. truly one of the hottest things a person can do is have hair everywhere except the top of the head. I’m being dead serious. bald with full beard. bald with full bush. bald with hairy chest. it’s my favorite thing.
Picture of Chuck Norris smiling with feet up. Overlay text: "Chuck Norris fought gay marriage. Gay marriage won."
Once again, weekly sound off that I am alive.
Life has gotten far too busy. My body is so deeply overrun with cortisol and general anxiety that I don’t really sleep anymore. I don’t,,,it’s hard. I don’t know. And it’s hard to feel sexy when nothing fits you anymore.
I need to know how it tastes.
Fresh out of the shower with a towel around the waist. My backside to the camera. There are faint claw marks all over my back in red.
“Hey Ray! Did you do something special for Valentine’s Day?”
yeah I guess you could call him special
…does this even count as a shirt?
If you’ve ever listened to ASMR, listen up. Imagine doing your job as normal, and when time comes to collect your paycheck, they refuse to give it to you. PebblesASMR is in deep shit and he needs help. No one deserves to be shat on by their employer. Not like this.
www.gofundme.com/f/2euuzd-hel...
just want to note that the usps workers' rights have been absolutely gutted. they have a 90% turnover rate within the first three months, and workers are often expected to work 7 days a week, 10+ hrs a day. oh, and sundays? they deliver for amazon (which you can see in the image below actually).
possibly. very possibly. hard to tell.
that can also be arranged, I love chicken :)
household chores suck
someone cmere and clean my house. as a reward they will be ate repeatedly for an entire hour.
YAY GOOD JOB now go stick your hands into fire
the only words I have to say are completely unholy and indecipherable.
absolutely not, thank u.
bc big noise scary, duh. very normal and human thing to be afraid of Big Noise.
If you’ve ever listened to ASMR, listen up. Imagine doing your job as normal, and when time comes to collect your paycheck, they refuse to give it to you. PebblesASMR is in deep shit and he needs help. No one deserves to be shat on by their employer. Not like this.
www.gofundme.com/f/2euuzd-hel...
trees in a forest covered in two inches of snow.
hey so it was 80 degrees yesterday so uh. what happened there.
Bunny sitting on the floor with her legs in the air. She's wearing a rainbow fishnet bodysuit
Can I put my legs over your shoulders?
Tip goal today is $50! If I hit my goal, I'll post a video of me pumping my clit. Tip links below ⬇️
#blackskynsfw #payblacksexworkers #spicycreators #fishnets #thighthursday
A comic of an anthropomorphic lion talking about visual arts
A comic of an anthropomorphic lion talking about visual art
Oscar's interview 🎙️🖼️
