Fred Flintstones’ favorite!

“Suspicions”

“You be home by 10:00, young lady, and no backtalk!”

Suuure they were.

As everyone knows, the Spanish flu strengthened both the US military and the country as a whole!

Nazi healthcare.

I guess “Why I have long been a Republican in spirit” was not whiny and passive-aggressive enough. Psychologically more accurate, perhaps.

Willful stupidity. Indoctrination, but self-chosen indoctrination. It’s a religion; a death cult.

The entire GOP was a party of traitors long before Donald Trump jumped in front of the parade.
He didn’t make them. If anything, they made him.

I thought truth was supposed to be an ironclad defense against libel.

Change “his assets” to “the assets of the leaders and owners of the GOP” and you’re aiming in the right direction.
It’s French Revolution time, but hopefully without the usual aftermath of popular revolutions..

And patient persistence can get surprisingly big things done.
A drop of water, if repeated enough, can wear away the hardest stone.

“Must be”
Won’t be.
Maybe you could introduce or support a bill?

I stop and glare at assholes like that. Make them hit me, with witnesses. So far they’ve all TACOed, because people (not all men) who do that are cowards more than they are angry.
If anyone does run me over, though, it’s going to be a woman, since women tend more to hate old white men as a group.

Yellowstone.

Also makes me suspect that penises (penii?) have shrunk rather dramatically over the last couple decades.

Alas, humans are not angels. So probably not until we are ruled by Vulcans.

Indeed. Which of our rulers continue to do everything possible to hurt children?

Iirc, his afro had a .311 batting average one year, with 14 HR.

Lots of people are like this, too.
We all need patience and persistence in our lives from time to time.

Unfortunately, “Von” didn’t hear a word of his catcher’s advice, grooved a pitch and lost the game on a walk-off home run.

Nice to see him out of the studio!

No Republican President since Eisenhower has made objective decisions to benefit the American people. Donald Trump is merely so stupid and mentally ill that he is unable or unwilling to even try to hide it.

The bright boys in the GOP realized that if they turned it into a religion, anything would be acceptable.
Reagan was the first prophet, and Fox News the first Voice of God.

Texans apparently don’t believe that.

“Reality is whatever we say it is” has been the GOP mantra since Reagan. It’s not one person; it’s all of them.

You can count on it being a much-reduced and sanitized version of reality, anyway.

My money’s on the slimy son-in-law.

It is now.

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