THE SKELETON WILL SAY, "I AM, " AND, "THE ROARING KNIGHT. "

Hobie planeswalker and all of his abilities make you roll dice except one (because he doesn't believe in consistency)

??? HES A PRAETOR?? HELLO??

His ass made the entire Phyrexia.

lead poisoning

Hello mtg bluesky today I will be doing my thread of all magic father characters and what I think of them

First
Sorin markov
Not the best father
But him kicking me would fix him

Can't wait to see fuckin Yawgmoth on this list

this feels both M&L and Sonic CD at the same time

I love how FF8 suddenly drops this info on you at this point and acts like it's normal

JUUUUUUUUDGE!

Date #MTG

Disappears without warning again

it's been a second guys

I do not have ptsd

Special delivery today.

ness forsaken

blue dog

cat: *spends 15 minutes getting my attention by rubbing her gums on my shin*

me: *reaches down to pet the cat*

cat: What are you doing. Leave me alone

Cloud and Barret sitting in a train. Barret is saying,"People say they love milfs but look how they treat the original milf (mother Earth)

Good morning Happy Earth Day

You know some asshole at Microsoft makes 500K/year to pick the next default font

haven't existed in a while, my bad gang

she went to go do all those things, of course she took a while!
Cute baby cat, I want to pet her

can't go to any prereleases...
I'm too busy this weekend

But hey, hopefully FF gets a prerelease so I can go to that

why the hell are there Jammie Dodgers in my house?? I'm not British.

god, you people are going to make me into a data hoarder...
better than losing it all, right?
time to go blow 12 goonillion dollars on storage

the mtg hyperfixation is real

WAIT IT'S ACTUALLY GOOD

What if I feel like it's going well...