wowww i ain't been on here in a minute!!

Reminder that USPS ain’t sending you no damn text message. Stop getting scammed, it’s 2025!

a man laying on a bed with his eyes closed and the words yes it is my birthday ALT: a man laying on a bed with his eyes closed and the words yes it is my birthday

nobody asked but....

a man with a beard wearing a hoodie that says chicago ALT: a man with a beard wearing a hoodie that says chicago

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I’ve seen people do some of the fakest shit to the realest people.

capricorn season has begun!
where my capricorns at?? ♑️
drop your bdays! 🥳
12/31✨
#capricorn #capricornseason #blacksky

having your new fits arrive RIIIIGHT before heading out on a trip is so very nerve wracking. i be in my emails every hour, on the hour, making sure its getting delivered before i have to leave

What time do you usually go to bed? Me: 9 PM sometimes 4 Am

🫣
Here we go again. Lack of sleep sucks.

26 🫠

Directions on the box: one sheet per load

Black people:

my girlies are better than yours
#blacksky

i hate when i have things to say and no one to call at that moment 🫠

Happy Holidays! 🤣🤣🤣

ima rock with you broke, paid, or hurtin cause hard times don’t last solid ppl do🤝

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🤍🥳

intermittently fasting when i am asleep and unable to eat

Before you ask… YES. This is my first meal of the day. SUE ME. 🥺

Y’all I seen my fav rapper last night

Procrastination brings out my best work, but I gotta stop doing this shit to myself 😭😭

She don’t want no puppy
She want a big dog

I am she ☺️

never in a million years but that particular statement definitely ticks a nerve lmao

"thank you for your purchase"
"thank you for your payment"

just take my money and shut tf up...pls

my dms are ridiculous lmao pls leave me alone

meme

#Memes #Meme

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