Does being a Christian require following the teachings of Jesus or of the bible?
I would say Jesus as the most precise definition. Others believe it’s the bible, contradictions and all. Are they no longer Christian?
Many people say it’s just the “don’t be a dick” factor that qualifies Xianity.
Fetterman is dumber than he looks. We should’ve judged that book by its cover.
We really should’ve judged this book by its cover. Fetterman is dumber than he looks.
When will their derangement end?
rest of the world: “Trump reminds us of Koalemos, the god of stupidity.”
“This ballroom is deeply important to our National Security” — Trump
Of course. How did this country not get completely destroyed without it?
Mitch’s testimony is damning. No on should forget though that he did some of the worst damage ever done to the spirit of democracy in this country.
Chalkboard wall displaying the Idiocracy phrase “Drink Brawndo”
This is true.
Because he is a petty self-absorbed ignoramus.
Children… the worst of the worst murderers, rapists, and fentanyl dealers.
Parents and teachers, I implore you to start calling your children’s nap time or recess “executive time”
Parents and teachers, I implore you to start calling your children’s nap time or recess “executive time”
These ignoramus MAGA pundits can't even keep up with their own dear leader's bullshit. It's pointless to pay attention to them apart from the masochistic humor of it all.
"I know things aren't the best right now, but just wait until next year!!" - MAGA
"This is the best economy we've ever seen, I got the DOW up to 50,000 dollars. THE BEST!" - Trump
"It's 'points' not 'dollars' you colossal withered knob." - Everyone else unable to do anything about his lies
Yeah, the proselytizing moral shamers are not at all conducive to social activity; like trying to hit the nightlife with a judgy straightedge who turned Jehovah’s Witness.
Well, there’s some irony that is not at all self-aware
Pee Wee Herman did Opposite Day way better
Now is the time to reclaim the mantle of the party for the working man rather than the elite, but then the DNC would have to, idk *gasp*, embrace policies that Sanders, Mamdami, and AOC would suggest….
It’s as if chaos eventually undoes its purveyors
“The poor die defending the rules that keep them poor.
Because they mistake obedience for belonging.”
— George Orwell
The world has increasingly less space for this kind of sycophantic stupidity
Hassett is still the reigning champ of Most Punchable Faces
Meme learning works. I’m not a big fan of meme oversimplification or most of the humor itself, but there’s value to it and the enemy we’re facing only jumps in glee at our meaningless infighting. We can say what we’re feeling without targeting each other as moral degenerates.
Right. How silly of me to believe that a nation of people without any idea of what's going on or the behavioral patterns of their president would be a bad thing. Enjoy yelling at your brethren for mocking Trump.
Sounds like you might be reading it wrong. It’s not a schoolyard gloat, it’s an identification of Trump’s behaviors and record, which is important to be a matter of undisputed common knowledge in our fight against him.
You can drive this in a whining accusation circle if that suits you, but shitting on people who are on the same side for negligible nonsense is a behavior the resistance doesn’t need.
Never met a “blue MAGA” but the label sounds like a pretty narrow judgement — is that like, some account you’ve never come across before posts an anti-Trump meme and then they get accused of caring about nothing but dunking on cons?
… And the irony that comes to birth is that I’ve never even used the TACO acronym
We’re never going to get JD Pillsbury Proudboy Vance plus a majority of Trumpstein’s cabinet to sign off on a 25A removal. Impeachment is the only way.