OH HEY IT'S THAT

I will open every possible entryway into my home upon the fruition of this endeavor

Are we talking about Bert and Oscar the Grouch again?

Even if this guy's group was called "The Extremely Sophisticated, Intelligent, and Well Groomed Cohort of High Class Gentlemen and Women" you should run, because this guy is a fucking lunatic

I just want us to be a Lady Jaye sandwich

None of those things are correct.

Chelmsford, MA is where it's at. (See above photo for evidence)

2025 is SO the year of WTWAW

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Both of them collect things that normal humans would consider straight up trash as well. I'm looking at you, paper clip menagerie.

"Cosplaying" AKA wearing a hoodie haha

Ah yes, Ashley Judd's Orgasm Checkers

Man, what a waste of $5.50

I'm still mad my dog chewed up my Willrow. And mad that they cost so much now, so I haven't replaced him.

I read some responses to this from some people who have worked in the field who said that the issue described here is pretty common. I know a lot of airline issues are coming up, but some of these reports are getting more ground than they ordinarily would have due to the climate.

It is a poor craftsman who blames his tools for his failures

Do they ever go OUT of season?

I just wanna know how blankets got all tangled up in this political business

Perfect as always, sadly.

I heard Stacy took that ASSHOLE to Napa WITH HER

You know what I DID have on my Bingo card? Fucking B7 and that ASSHOLE Steve never called it so Stacy won that trip to Napa instead of me I ONLY NEEDED B7 TO WIN STEVE YOU ASSHOLE AND NOW WE HAVE TO BUY WINE FROM THE LIQUOR STORE LIKE USUAL

Good times :)

2025: THE YEAR OF WTWAW

Names I Would Give Racehorses if I Owned One #65: Timberlando'lakes Calrissian

Names I Would Give Racehorses if I Owned One #64: This Easter Grass Was Filmed Before a Live Studio Audience

Names I Would Give Racehorses if I Owned One #63: Upton Sinclair Danes, Star of The So-Called Jungle

Names I Would Give Racehorses if I Owned One #62: The Catcher in the Gardetto's Rye Toast Chips

Names I Would Give Racehorses if I Owned One #61: 1998 Dodge Neonatal Ward

This was the payoff? A CRUMMY LEA & PERRINS AD?

It might make you a candlestick maker, though. Slippery slope.

TOO LATE THE FIRST THREE THINGS WENT STALE LAST WEEK