I'm never dating again

hearing reports that evil dies tonight

Telling someone you love them feels pretty good, I kinda forgot 😅

🥲

so are liberals LMFAO

Urgent care facilities are where dreams go to die

Journey is kind of the greatest band of all time???

Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown Iran S04 E06 Dailymotion video by L3arnTV

If you’re an American should watch the Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown ep on Iran. A deeply humanizing look at a country full of people just like you and me. I watched it after Anthony died and it moved in ways that are hard to relay. I also immediately ran out to try kabob koobideh and tahdig.

You know how they treat women and gay people there right? That’s what this here bomb is going to solve.

So glad I'm having sex again before the world blows up

This is a fever dream. The city is not under migrant occupation. This whole thing kicked off because ICE began an intense operation across the city to raid Home Depots and nail salons and places where random undocumented immigrants might be going about their day working a job.

Shout out to my mood stabilizer and antipsychotic, you are the light of my life

I haven't been depressed once since my new med adjustment back in April and everyday I wake up amazed that life can be good. Only took me my whole adulthood to figure out I was bipolar and get on the right meds 🥴

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
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Bonding with this man over suicidal ideation lol this is probably going to end up really bad

Is it okay to just like miss your ex sometimes

I just want to kiss a girl is that too much to ask for? 😩😩😩

Two baby deer snuggling kitten captioned repost if you love lesbians or youd be happy if elon musk dies

two pencil drawings of Lowly Worm being crucified. One has him curled into a rough cross shape, the other is just him on a plank of wood.

if you were to crucify Lowly Worm, would you do it like this or like this?

Dudes I get it now. Every girl I've messaged on tinder hasn't answered me back lol

Dude told me he's been stroking it to the thought of me and if that isn't erotic I don't know what is

I'm at Elon Musk's draft party. Before every pick he says the team is going to draft Updog and starts laughing to himself between ketamine hits. He's given vials of sperm to 3 cocktail waitresses. One of his kids is running around with a Glock.

I'm quite enjoying myself being emotionally unavailable. Should have taken this leaf out of men's books a long, long time ago.

Guess who's getting their antipsychotic dosage adjusted?

They should invent a version of me that doesn't get suicidal at the drop of a hat

Swiping through tinder has really stressed the importance of being more diligent in my skincare. People be looking old as hell and they're my age, which (I think) is not that old! It's stressful!