Actively trying not to faint and throw up at my grown-up job

#GoodOmens3

Omg @racheltalalay.com the trailer is SOOOO PERFECT!!!!!!

DID YOU SEE IT!!!!

I have so much work to do and I just can't!

We loooove you all!

Good Omens 3 trailer drops today. Who else is barfing with excitement?

He loved it

Phaea in a pizza jumpsuit In front of Newtonville Books

I put back in the pizza suit and it felt so good. Go visit Newtonville Books for fun and signed copies of my stories!

A white round cat peers over a couch edge

Here's a cat for you

Nina and Maggie found Crowley in an alley raccooning in a dumpster and decided to take him home.

And just as it would with a raccoon…it didn’t go well.

Have some nonsense based on Crowley’s side of the poster!
No, he will NOT come out of the sleeping bag, thank you very much.

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Today marks 14 years since 17-year-old, unarmed Trayvon Martin was shot and killed while walking home.

14 years later, we’re still demanding a country where our children can walk home in peace — without being treated like a threat.

A white woman who is not a doctor & doesn’t believe in science is currently undergoing Senate confirmation hearings to be the US Surgeon General.

Black people, don’t EVER let these people tell you that you are a “diversity hire” or don’t deserve the roles you have so richly prepared for & earned.

“DAVID! What has happened to your hair?!?!?!”

Stickers of five of the wrestlers from the picture book Princess Battle Royale

🎉Sticker Set Giveaway > Ends 3/15

I’m giving away a complete set of 5 Princess Battle Royale (a picture book by me and Jen Hill!) stickers!

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The fired hosts of ANTM are doing appearances on shows after the documentary but the traumatized contestants (who weren't even paid to appear in the doc) are not.

Soooo nothing changes??

American is Canada's jorts

Is Joe Montana just wearing his under thermals?

Batty Davis!

Some good names for bats:

Batthew
Batalie
Bathan
Bathanial
Battany
Bathrine
Bathy
Batricia
Batrick
Elizabat
Bat Baterson

12,000!!!!!!!!

2,000!!!!??? What the fuck!!!!

"The death toll from major anti-government protests in Iran reached at least 2,000 as of Tuesday, according to data published by the the U.S.-based Human Rights Activists News Agency (HRANA), over 16 days of unrest." Source: ABC News

In the Horrifying New Video Filmed by Renee Good’s Killer, Her Real “Crime” Is Clear — Slate New footage of her killing at the hands of Immigration and Customs Enforcement isn’t exculpatory—but it sure serves a purpose for MAGA.

This sentence from Slate says it all:

"There is no rule of proportionality in the MAGA universe: Any left-leaning protest activity or civil disobedience is grounds for assassination."

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We can't just kidnap presidents!!! What is happening!!!?

NO HBO I DONT WANT TO WATCH FRIENDS

HBO you are so messy with all these weight loss ad breaks for your beloved Heated Rivalry viewers

Hell yes