Ugh, that it SO much better than mine.

😍😍😍😍😍

It’s 3 minutes past jizznight.

Home is where the water doesn't taste funny straight from the tap.

Craster, Northumberland, England

Instead of saying I have to poop, I say I’m starting a movement.

My own personal Jesus

It’s 3 minutes past jizznight.

Give me a hit of that high fructose corn syrup.

(snuggling with my cat when she gets a look in her eye) are you about to bite me

cat: prrhaps

I want peace but I also want to fuck shit up

I need to pause time and power through my TBR at light speed.

A Common Grackle on a tree branch. It is iridescent in the sun.

A Common Grackle on a tree branch. It is iridescent in the sun.

A Common Grackle on a tree branch. It is iridescent in the sun.

A Common Grackle on a tree branch. It is iridescent in the sun.

Common Grackle appreciation post, for all who observe.

I LOVE GRACKLES SO MUCH! 😍

Two Mourning Doves at a bird feeder with a built-in camera. One dove is in profile, very close to the camera, and appears to be looking at it, and the other dove is further back, but also looks like it’s staring straight into the lens.

These two Mourning Doves at my feeder cam look like they just rang my doorbell because Tony Soprano sent them to collect a debt I owe.

you know what they say, where there’s smoke, there’s probably a stoner getting high

🤣 same

What’s a shitpost?

They need to stop publishing books until I’m caught up reading them all.

Unless you’re talking shit of course

They are truly magnificent!

Wood ducks are my absolute favourite! I consider it a blessing when they stop at our pond!

You just wanted to say that on the internet.

WIP - I added instant pudding mix and it was too pudding-y, so I have to adjust. Will let you know when I’ve peaked.

Instead of saying I have to poop, I say I’m starting a movement.

Look at your profile pic, you violent quack!

One time a pelican flew past my windshield so close I could see its eye and I just froze, McDonald’s cheeseburger hanging out of my mouth like I got unplugged.

HA! It does!!! 💀

I don’t remember it