Duh, no. It’s a wind instrument.

All those "show us what you looked like ten years ago" or "show your green art/animal art/art of women" memes are being used to train AI

a person in shorts is covered in a truly unholy amount of spaghetti or maybe ramen. several hands hold their body. Someone is putting a tentacle shaped massage tool on their bum. they look at the camera, neutral, perhaps enlightened. the caption reads "We are the universe experiencing itself"

same vibe

God this is so fucking cool

THIS is the kind of cyberpunk future bullshit I actually want

overcursed

SCOTUS

Vercel's security breach started with malware disguised as Roblox cheats The attack, which originated at Context.ai, showcases the pitfalls of interconnected cloud applications and SaaS integrations with overly privileged permissions.

cyberscoop.com/vercel-secur...

I say again:  We are living in the dumbest cyberdystopia.

🎶 Your own
Modular Kiosk
Somewhere to vend your wares
Connect them in pairs 🎶

The day is still young, put the popcorn on.

a sailing yacht on the open ocean at sunset

Bluesky informing me I cannot use DMs in this region, due to its laws.

@bsky.app I am in international fucking waters, what is this nonsense?

that would actually be an incredibly helpful feature, and would enable a "hey I'd like to appeal this" route that doesn't otherwise exist.

A Forbes article about a father who killed eight children, with an embedded prediction widget inviting people to speculate on whether "Congress will pass new gun safety legislation before 31st December 2026"

ghoulish

a Geo-IP information result showing a SpaceX ISP based in Sydney, Australia.

and my geo-IP resolves to an ISP in Sydney, Australia (h/t @matt.loar.name)

which probably answers the technical "why" question.

I'm still not sure that's the legally right answer for whether someone in this oddly specific setting would be subject to that jurisdiction.

I haven't pulled my geo-IP yet but that sounds entirely plausible.

I, too, am inclined to blame California.

I'm connecting through the boat's starlink which has a billing address in (I believe) California.

Whose jurisdiction is saying "sorry you can't send messages until you prove you're old enough"?

for the #lawsky regulatory compliance nerds, this might be a fun hypothetical:

I'm a New York resident, crewing on a U.S.-flagged vessel several hundred miles off the coast of Australia. The vessel's home port is in Rhode Island.

Won't somebody think of the poor impressionable Atlantean children??

a sailing yacht on the open ocean at sunset

Bluesky informing me I cannot use DMs in this region, due to its laws.

@bsky.app I am in international fucking waters, what is this nonsense?

Thank you for detecting a simulated phish

My lifelong aversion to jam bands has me finely honed on the workplace Security Awareness Training front

psa for the unaware

he gave us the definitively best line in any video game FMV, ever.

Years ago @mikeduncan.bsky.social told me "you can rewrite shit but you can't rewrite nothing" and it's made every draft easier since.

>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade

What did he know?

Y'all are gonna lose your minds when you hear about horses.