Walton Goggins is a treasure and should be in everything.

(Unrelated to the previous post about celebrity crushes.)

I’m in my late 30s, and I still love having celebrity crushes.

Oreos forever.

I AM NOT INTERESTED IN HYROX.

One of the most underrated songs is “Laid,” by James.

In my “gonna do this just to be an asshole” era.

When I was 7 years old, I made the decision to not care if anyone likes me, and I haven’t looked back.

This Hyrox hype reminds me so much of the CrossFit hype, and I am already over it.

Tried to watch The Conjuring. Loudly proclaimed THIS IS BORING. Turned it off after 5 minutes. Now watching Halloween for the 100th time. They don’t make movies like they used to.

My mom commented on my Facebook post about my 15-mile snow run and said that I really push my limits. Is this her way of telling me that I’m crazy - yes or no?

I’ve been going hard on the Call
Her Daddy podcast and then I fell in love with Kylie Kelce if you’re wondering what I do during the day.

People who constantly post about how grateful they are and how they feel so blessed to be doing what they’re doing and how they tear up when they look around them and see what they’ve accomplished and how they are living their dreams - what exactly are you on? Also, it makes me want to unfollow.

I forget this app exists, and I’m pleasantly surprised each time I return.

When my husband proposed to me, he proposed the day before Valentine’s Day because he knew how much I hated Valentine’s Day. Also, he proposed after dating for 8 weeks. 8 weeks of dating and he trolled me on our engagement.

An example of knowing your audience.

I found a streaming TV channel that plays only music videos so I’m going to be completely unproductive as I travel back to the 90s.

Today is a good day to listen to Chiefs fans cry.

Wine ‘em, dine ‘em, Super Bowl 59 ‘em.

Even when Kendrick Lamar came out and tried to ruin it.

I just rewatched halftime shows from years past, and maintain that the Dre-Snoop-Eminem year was the best.

Woman at the post office: “I like stamps that have personality.”
Post office employee shows her literally every single stamp.
“All of those are boring. Do you have anything else?”

If you choose Van Hagar over Van Halen, there’s something wrong with you.

The Price Is Right now has hot, jacked dudes “modeling” with the gorgeous babes, and I have to say this is a wonderful progression.

I am returning a Nike hoodie that I ordered online because I am the ultimate worst when it comes to returning things. Usually, I just keep it and be mad.

To be clear, I have not opened the box. I can only see the label. And the label says “dongle.”

Something called a “dongle” was just delivered for my husband, and you can’t convince me this isn’t a $ex toy.

Raw dogging chocolate chips straight from the bag.

Sometimes it be that way. #gymfails

IG influencer posting a picture with the caption “new hair” but she’s really just showing her tatas through a white tank.

I think he’s worried about me turning our home into a frat house.

The friend is me.
I want the Farrah Fawcett poster.