This is quite the career shift after the Narnia books. #TOTP

Transponder (n): Someone who travels across a pond.

a bald man with a tattoo on his arm is standing in a gym . ALT: a bald man with a tattoo on his arm is standing in a gym .

Dwayne Johnson is playing Jake Gittes in the remake of Chinatown.

Tagline: "Can you smell what the wok is cooking?"

In another remarkable twist, one of the chefs was actually called Jeff.

CHEF JEFF.

You know how on #GreatBritishMenu, all the chefs call the other chefs 'chef'?

Well. Tonight, one of the chefs called one of the other chefs 'cheffy'. A game changer.

A quiz on Facebook posing the question "Who is Number 6?". The choices are Patrick McGoohan, Roger Moore, Sean Connery and Michael Caine. The accompanying AI generated photos look nothing like the actors

Some more AI slop off Facebook.

It's like an advert for a bad lookalike agency.

Boing! 🦔 Boing! 🦡 Boing! 🦊

"People have trampolines on their lawns...Why not make the lawn ITSELF into a trampoline?"

Why have a garden? Even letting it go wild is better than this plastic monstrosity.

It's a crime against nature.

And taste.

IMPORTANT UPDATE: It appears to have been replaced by some kind of mattress.

I've got an old newspaper clipping from our local rag from 20 or at years ago about someone got done for doing the same thing in our 24 hour Tesco.

Poetically, he did it in the toilet roll aisle.

The Cathedral and City Cheese Conundrum.

"Canterbury is a CATHEDRAL city"

"My favourite cheese is Cathedral CITY"

Different emphasis on 'city' when you're talking about the cheese.

Function Room: A room that can serve several functions: Meetings, wedding receptions, table top sales, Yoga sessions.

How did the event you hold in a function room become known as a function?

Irish people enjoy Guinness but Egyptians love a pint of Khafre's.

A white cat leaning on a ginger cat for support.

Great things can happen when we help one another

A house that must belong to a duck because 'DUCK' is written above its front door.

The duck who lives here must be absolutely f***ing massive.

"It eez pronounced 'Tsss'"

Bobby Gillespie owns a dairy called Primal's Cream.

I'm listening to some more and getting strong Steve Hillage/Gong vibes.

Looping pedal shenanigans?

I heard them first and only then was my curiosity piqued enough to see what they looked like. Let's just say I was startled. More by the fact that there's only two of them.

Angine de Poitrine could be my new favourite band and I have only heard one track.

And here we are today: The Gulf is in turmoil, an insane President of the USA has just threatened genocide, evangelical ghouls are willing for Armageddon.

And the radio is all MASSIVE ATTACK.

1991 all day on #6Music today It's the 35th anniversary of Massive Attack's Blue Lines.

When they appeared on #TOTP with Unfinished Sympathy in 1991, they had to be called 'Massive' because sensitivities surrounding the Gulf War.

I once missed the first half of a Black Keys concert because I forgot about the clocks going forward.

I'll never get that Auerbach.

#6Music

Using a child's drawing to illustrate the point is *chef's kiss*

'I'm Your Man' by Leonard Cohen should have included a cover of the Wham! song.

A shaft of sunshine on the back of a sofa.

Today is the day when the setting sun finally begins to shine through the kitchen window and onto the sofa, thus revealing the long lost location of the ancient Egyptian city of Tanis.

It strikes me as being something more in key with the love of a good ham rather than anything intentionally offensive.

I hadn't heard of ham being a traditional Easter meal. Is this a north American thing?

In the UK, it's usually lamb (and even this has its origins in paganism)