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Gunman at Mexico's Teotihuacán pyramids kills 1 Canadian tourist, injures 6 A man with a gun opened fire Monday at the historic Teotihuacán pyramids, killing one Canadian tourist and injuring six other people at the tourist site an hour north of Mexico’s capital, the Mexican ...

A man with a gun opened fire Monday at the historic Teotihuacán pyramids, killing one Canadian tourist and injuring six other people at the tourist site an hour north of Mexico's capital, the Mexican government said. https://to.pbs.org/3OrlSqp

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They said thanks and hello 😊

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❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️

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They say thank you!!!

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They got extra wet food and will get cheese tonight :)

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It’s their birthday today! Selena is 6, Izzy is 12, Macie is 13. Tell them happy birthday 🫵

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With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

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Browsing this company's website and the only way I can describe what I'm seeing is imagine a school shooter was a management consultant

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Pussy has eaten a rabbit.

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Pete Hegseth: The @USNavy is correct. More FAKE NEWS from the Pharisee Press.
My team confirmed the logistics stats for the Lincoln & Tripoli. Both have 30+ days of Class I supplies (food) on board. NavCent monitors this everyday, for every ship.
Our sailors deserve - and receive - the best.
Office of the Chief of Naval Operations • • 2h Statement on Claims of Food Shortages aboard the
USS Abraham Lincoln and USS Tripoli:
Recent reports alleging food shortages and poor quality aboard our deployed ships are false.

Pete Hegseth: The @USNavy is correct. More FAKE NEWS from the Pharisee Press. My team confirmed the logistics stats for the Lincoln & Tripoli. Both have 30+ days of Class I supplies (food) on board. NavCent monitors this everyday, for every ship. Our sailors deserve - and receive - the best. Office of the Chief of Naval Operations • • 2h Statement on Claims of Food Shortages aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln and USS Tripoli: Recent reports alleging food shortages and poor quality aboard our deployed ships are false.

“Pharisee Press”

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Fellas, send this to your girl and say “us”, 100% guaranteed smash hit

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April 2021 Archives Featuring "Celebrating Selena," "The Relief Gang Never Stops," "A Fatal Error Inspired a Plan to Reduce Friendly Fire, but the Military Isn’t Interested" and more stories from across the state of Texa...

Happy birthday to Selena Quintanilla, who would have turned 55 years old today. 🌹

Read our whole issue from April 2021 dedicated to the Queen of Tejano here: https://www.texasmonthly.com/issue/april-2021/

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I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

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Dress up :)

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TurboTax and H&R Block spent $7 million lobbying the Trump administration to kill Direct File.

Both companies donated to Trump's 2024 campaign and inauguration committees.

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🎯: “The idea that billionaires should pay higher tax rates than working people is not radical. What is radical is … a system where extreme wealth exists alongside widespread hardship—and where those billionaires can in effect opt out of contributing to the society that made their success possible.”

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Are you looking for feedback?

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the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

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i feel like the yankees are obsessed with playing baseball. almost every day they’re like oh, we’re gonna play a baseball game, or like oh, we’re gonna wear baseball uniforms today. and it’s just like, okay

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watching NASA hit a very specific target in the big big ocean with a vehicle that just came back from outer space at 25,000mph definitely has me reflecting on the charter bus company that couldn't get me to a bus station

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If I had just spent ten days in zero gravity and then plummeted to earth at 34,000 mph and then had to bob in the ocean for this long that entire capsule would be filled with my vomit

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The hungry red panda at the Prospect Park Zoo? Adorable.

The HungryPanda delivery app scamming small businesses? Not adorable. So they will be paying $580,000 back.

We'll keep pursuing companies that take advantage of New Yorkers, and we'll keep asking if we can pet a red panda just for a second.

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12 year old me unplugging the phone while my mom was talking to my grandma so I could get on AOL instant messenger and talk to my friends

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I personally don’t love that a baseball team named for a law enforcement division known for violently oppressing Mexican and indigenous Texans has the gall to put “Tejas” on their jerseys when it suits them.

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there's no way Susan Collins is 6'10

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meanwhile I remain suspicious of the many of you who have not held such a press event

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That’s right

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Squaded up

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Everyone was Hanging Out last night

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